😎 ayla

No prob = no problem All good = continue as you are but you are dead to me

Lord grant me the beat boys and free my soul

me in marilyn monroe’s iconic orange gucci look that she wore at the Governor’s Ball in 1955. 🧡 circa 2020

Hello!

Literally just realized that Snoop Dogg’s name is probably a reference to Snoopy and like wow did anyone else not make this connection or am I just dumb

Harry Styles in sequin jumpsuits 🥵🙏🏻

One of my favorite lies to tell myself is that a blueberry muffin is substantially more nutritious than a chocolate chip muffin.

This is high art

My child has been released

WHY did Last Man On Earth end when it did!!?!?

i will restart the entire song if u breathe too loud over my favorite part

"keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth" - me when everybody starts thirsting after harry styles during peak harry styles season

@RoppoloChristo ❤️❤️❤️

My little dog mr Gino 25 years old and partially blind vanished last night after his dinner. If you live in Monterey and see him please call 8312240277

To avoid straining your eyes when you're continuously working, follow the 20-20-20 rule. After 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then spend 20 years in the forest.

Shared what I thought was a universally hilarious medieval cosplay TikTok on Slack this morning and the lack of replies is really making me regret it lol. 🤦🏻‍♀️

My 8yo daughter met a girl at summer camp last year named "Internet." I said no way, that can't be her name but my daughter has been adamant. For almost a year we've been having this discussion. ANTOINETTE. I just found out her name is Antoinette.

Your email did indeed find me well, but it left me a shell of the man I used to be.

wtf western dental do to this man 😭

heyyyy what are good ideas for some thoughts I could have

They don’t make music like this anymore