Rick Wiley

@mrmikeMTL Let Trump do his job!

If you could telepathically say something to all 8.2 billion people on earth, what would you say?

@Dearme2_ Exercise and beer.

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

@VinnysCorner1 You forgot Willie Brown and Lester Hayes

What are we changing 𝕏?

@AlTheBoss03 Yogi

Some players were just DIFFERENT. 🔥 Name the ONE MLB player — from any era — you wish you could've seen live at least once. Maybe you were too young. Maybe they played before your time. Who are you picking?

@HawkEmDownChris Stones!

Led Zeppelin isn’t available, who’s the greatest band of all time?

@wakeupusa Give him a hundred bucks to buy some more diesel.

What should happen to this driver?

@ThrillaRilla369 Move to another state.

You are arriving home, and every person you ever dated is sitting on your front porch. What do you do?

@barrylongii Bull Durham

What’s your favorite sports movie of all time? A) Rocky B) Remember the Titans C) Coach Carter D) Space Jam E) The Blind Side F) Hoosiers G) Creed H) Friday Night Lights I) Million Dollar Baby J) The Sandlot K) Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story L) Comment another sports movie ✍️

My mum lives on a boat and has Starlink. Last weeks bad weather blew her Starlink dish across the deck and wrecked it. She contacted Starlink support, and they told her the warranty doesn’t cover weather damage… but as a goodwill gesture, they’re sending her a brand new one for free anyway. That’s proper customer service 👏🏻 Thank you! @Starlink @elonmusk 💯

So the Ukraine money was being funneled back to the Democrat party. To the surprise of nobody.

@benonwine Buy another dog and get a pig.

Your Muslim neighbour tells you to get rid of your dog, and says you will respect Islam. What would you do?

@barrylongii Rush, for sure

Which radio host was the first one you really became a fan of? A) Elvis Duran B) Steve Harvey C) Howard Stern D) Big Boy E) Bobby Bones F) Alison Steele G) Ryan Seacrest H) Charlamagne tha God I) Rush Limbaugh J) A local radio host from your city L) Comment other radio host ✍️

I was fired today. Well, laid off. "Budget cuts," my boss said. I packed my box. I was terrified. I have a mortgage. As I walked to the elevator, the CEO—the big boss who never talks to anyone—stepped in with me. "You're Sarah, right?" he asked. "Yes sir." "You stayed late last month to help the interns fix that presentation. You didn't ask for overtime." I nodded, surprised he knew. "I can't stop the layoffs," he said. "Board's decision. But I made a phone call." The elevator dinged. He handed me a card. "My friend runs a firm across town. He's expecting your call at 9 AM tomorrow. He needs a manager who cares about people. The pay is 20% higher." I stared at him. "Why?" "Because you held the door for the cleaning lady every single morning," he said. "I notice things." Character is what you do when you think no one is watching. Credit: Nancy brooks

This is so adorable

Having lunch an 8 year old kept leaving his family to ask me about SpaceX and rockets. At the end his family told me they hoped he hadn’t bothered me too much but he was really excited about space. I leaned over and told him, “I’m really excited about space too!”

I'm done giving people facts, statistics, first hand experiences, etc. There is not much point in trying to save you anymore. Take all the vaccines. Abort your entire lifeline. Guzzle down antidepressants, statins, and every other drug you can. Smoke tons of weed. Chop your penis off and call yourself a chick. Then sign up for MAID and do us all a favor. That's my medical advice to you. You win. Now, before you bitch and moan, this is the position you wanted. After all, when I said the exact opposite, you all complained and tried to silence me. So don't be a hypocrite now.

@mariana057 MD 20-20

Which wine pairs best with finding out my in-laws are staying a day longer than I thought??

I was having a yard sale to clear out my late dad's stuff. It was brutal. Every item was a memory. A teenage boy walked up and stared at my dad’s old acoustic guitar. It was a nice Martin, easily worth $500. "How much?" the kid asked. "Three hundred," I said. He sighed, pulled out a crushed twenty-dollar bill, and looked defeated. "Can I just play it for a second?" he asked. I nodded. He sat on the curb, tuned it by ear, and started playing "Blackbird." It was my dad's favorite song. The kid was phenomenal. "Where did you learn to play like that?" I asked. "Self-taught," he said. "The school music program got cut. I just borrow my friend's guitar when I can." I looked at the Martin. My dad would have hated it sitting in a case in my closet. "Hey," I said. "Give me the twenty. It's yours." Music is meant to be played, not hoarded. Anonymous

@MrPitbull07 Cancer

Remove ONE thing from Earth to make it better. What are you removing?

If you were moving and you were told you couldn’t bring your pet Would you find a different place to move or would you rehome your pet?