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And the darkness only stays at nighttime In the morning it will fade away Daylight is good At arriving at the right time It's not always gonna be this grey George Harrison. 🙏

@wokiszif9 “Wrong house, mate! Next door!”

The very first moment..

@stef_wilson #classass 🙏💕

Sage, I hope you know you’ve always had my full support. I never once put an ounce of blame on you, you were fighting for the win at the limit, exactly what you’re supposed to be doing as a racing driver. FWIW, I think Justin would be very proud of the Man you’ve become mate 👍

Así luce un bebedor profesional de Guinness. Tendré que probarlo la próxima vez.

@Sportsnet Ding ding ding! 😊

Needed that Springer Dinger 💪 📺: SN1 📲: Stream on Sportsnet+

@AndrewMackeyUK And the morning lasted all day. All day. 💕

@IndyCarOnFOX Crazy!

Alexander Rossi stalls on the front stretch.

Remembering Alex Zanardi. @GanassiChip | @CGRTeams

@_josephine0_ Kojak Skidmasters

How would you describe this tire in just one word?

Sir Nigel Gresley stealing the show at Ribblehead 🚂

@fia #RIP Alex 🙏 Amazing racer and truly inspirational man!

The FIA is saddened to learn of the passing of Alex Zanardi, the former Formula 1 driver, two-time CART champion whose journey from life-changing accident to Paralympics gold medallist made him one of sport’s most admired competitors and an enduring symbol of courage and determination.

@MissAlly_01 Actually they caught him playing with himself, with the bell rope. So they tolled him off!

@MikeBales Maid Marian on her tiptoed feet

Hello darkness, my old friend…

The most current #Tweet on my timeline is 7 hours old! SEVEN HOURS! 😬🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️ And this tweet will probably be viewed by 14 people at best!

@HoodedClaw1974 Became an amazing darts player too!

Cant beat a bit of Bad Manners. Who remembers Lip Up Fatty? 🤣❤️

Last night, a naked man broke into our church & started running wild. The police eventually caught him by the organ.

@MikeBales I heard that Sony were developing a calculator that doubles up as a Jockstrap. In that way you can count on your own support!

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup size, speaker size, and storage capacity. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. 😏

@JustinRose99 @McIlroyRory Justin, you are amazing and a true ambassador for golf and all sport. Congratulations Rory!

I’ll just keep knocking on that 🚪 See you next year Augusta! Congratulations @McIlroyRory going back-to-back Thank you for all the support #Team🌹

@LilyGrace_09 Actually, I’ve heard it on good authority that he’s leaving Friday!

Riddle! Only genius can solve this 😉

@HappyMotorhead I remember falling off my dinosaur when I first heard that one! 😂😂

What do you call a Roman Soldier with hair in his teeth?