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#JEWISHiphone ✡️

@SusieM414141 is that her?

A shoplifter’s tale! This woman is being questioned by police because she was caught stealing Nike merchandise at a department store. Now she’s arguing with the officers, speaking rapidly and deflecting. Why are they always on the phone? She could have just given up the items at the beginning and not made such a scene. Parts 2 and 3 in comments below.

@attackdogX intuition

He bought her a new house, but she’s upset because he did not put it in her name. How would you respond?

#INCREDIBLE after not noticing Michelle Pfeiffer ever, I am overwhelmed at her latest acting role. It affected me deep in my soul. Apparently, Taylor Sheridan has found her secret. All I can say is watch “The Madison” and tell me what you felt?

#EDDIEmurphy #FUNNY

Kicking

#CLEAR pls don’t ask me to du only fans I DON’T

#NOPRESSURE Countdown:%20TRUMP%20DEADLINE%3A%200%20weeks,%200%20days,%2020%20hours,%2031%20minutes,%2046%20seconds%0A%0Ahttp%3A//countdownstar.com

#4percent JESUS arrives for EASTER 2026 There is no objective, measurable “chance” that Jesus will return in 2026 (or any specific year), because this is a theological and faith-based question, not a scientific or probabilistic one. The Bible itself explicitly states that no one knows the timing: Jesus said, “But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father” (Matthew 24:36; also Mark 13:32). He warned against those who claim to pinpoint it (Luke 21:8). Most mainstream Christian traditions (Catholic, Protestant, Orthodox) treat the Second Coming as imminent but unknowable—it could happen this year, next year, or centuries from now—and emphasize living faithfully rather than date-setting. Popular Speculation About 2026 Some independent teachers, YouTubers, forum posters, and fringe chronologists point to 2026 because of the “Year 6,000” idea: • Certain biblical timelines (adjusting Ussher-style chronologies or Hosea 6:2’s “two days” = 2,000 years) calculate ~6,000 years from creation landing around 2026. • They link it to the start of a millennial “Sabbath” rest. • A few sermons and videos hype “alarming prophecies” for 2026 tied to current events (wars, technology, economy), or even specific dates like May 15 or September 2026. These claims have circulated for years on platforms like YouTube, Facebook groups, Reddit, and Christian forums, but no major Christian denomination or scholarly consensus endorses a 2026 date. Counterarguments note that key precursors (like a visible 3.5–7-year Tribulation or Antichrist reign) haven’t occurred. What “Chances” Do Prediction Markets Assign? Crowd-sourced betting on Polymarket (a real-money prediction platform) currently prices the odds of the Second Coming happening before 2027 at 4% for “Yes.” • This is based on traders buying “Yes” shares at about 4¢ (implying a 4% probability). • The market has seen massive volume: over $47.8 million traded. • It resolves “Yes” only if credible consensus sources report the event by Dec. 31, 2026, 11:59 p.m. ET. • Odds have hovered around 3–4% most of the year (doubling briefly in early 2026 due to trading activity, not new prophecies). This is essentially a novelty bet—fun for speculators—but it reflects what a large group of (mostly skeptical) traders collectively assess as the likelihood based on public evidence. Historical Track Record Hundreds of specific date predictions for the Second Coming have been made over the centuries (e.g., 1844, 1914, 2000, 2012, ranges like 2018–2028). Every single one has failed. Wikipedia and historical records document this pattern exhaustively. If past performance is any guide, the odds of any precise-year claim being correct are effectively 0%. Bottom Line from a Truth-Seeking Perspective • If you’re a believing Christian: The return is certain someday—be ready every day (as Jesus taught in the Parable of the Ten Virgins). 2026 is as possible as 2027 or 2126. • If you’re skeptical or non-religious: There is zero verifiable evidence for any supernatural return, past or future, so the probability is 0%. • Overall: The honest answer is “unknowable.” No data, model, or prophecy has ever successfully predicted it. Focus on how you’d live if today were the day—that’s the consistent advice across Christian teaching regardless of the calendar year. The situation is unchanged as of March 2026: speculation exists, markets price it low, Scripture says don’t count on dates, and history says don’t bet on them. If something world-changing happens, we’ll all know. Until then, it’s faith, not forecast.

64 years ago a beautiful island went dark Let’s make it the 51st state 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@24tog I du both and sometimes in between too

@attackdogX Yep

Me at the birthday party after 2 shots:

Stand up when your name is called

Petrified

#TIMETRAVEL BREAKING NEWS TIME TRAVEL HAS JUST BEEN ACCOMPLISHED BY ELON MUSK. WE NOW GO TO 1975 HANG ON. IT’S A BUMPY RIDE.

Hilarious