Regina Hill

Me if I ever become the CEO of Costco

Duolingo cobrándome mil y cacho de pesos por que se me olvidó cancelar mi suscripción anual

Me caga ver historias de Instagram aburridoooo aburrido por que todos son tan aburridos

Alguien llame a Dios por favor

They’re gonna say this about me

lips balmed. beer time.

open google. close AI mode. open a document on adobe acrobat. see three ads for their AI assistant. open twitter. accidentally click on grok

You caught me at a very Beach Boys time in my life

Once bitten. And twice shy.

me encanta decir OK tipo okkkk #ok

When a word in Spanish is a little Arabic

A place in the city. A chair and a bed

I bet it feels good as fuck to be 40 and listen to Belle and Sebastian

CALLED IT

El día en el que geese anuncie fechas en México

The thing about me is I need you so much closer

Every time i hear this song im like wow spotify.link/qlHpDi81UXb

I’ll never have this much swag and it makes me feel sick to my stomach

pre shift pen suck accidentally sent me to the place between land and time