idee my paddy

@Midatlblog Where I go put my tv? With my ps5… sorry ps4

Check out this “studio” apartment available for rent at ₦3 million per annum.🤣 📍Yaba, Lagos 🇳🇬

@mandatedefender @Ayoelesho I’m sorry o… the words, “Your own father” and “Impotent in his prime”. What is the correlation.

@Ayoelesho Just because your own father was useless and impotent in his prime and you’re on the path of leaving the same legacy for your kids Nothing worse than envy and jealousy from incompetent and entitled people You should be ashamed of yourself

I really want Nigeria to be good so that these people who contribute nothing significant to our collective growth will lose the relevance they gain from the sycophancy of poor people who hope that they would also one day ride a bike in Singapore or blow a kiss from Spain.

@juiceboy_of_abj Use Choco, or winget…

So if you buy a new laptop and mistakenly uninstall the browser that comes with it, how would you download the browser back since you don’t have a browser to install the browser?🤔🤔

@CintanyaMediaku Chocolate green….

now you can see a hack of color combination

@Intl_Relations0 I’m sure they’re Chelsea fans…

🔴In England, a guy who was smashing people’s cars with a machete in his hand learns the hard way that he shouldn’t have touched the bar where English people were watching the match after he breaks the window and gets the beating of his life!

@AsakyGRN Before dem add your name for Epstein file…

A man shares how he almost went to jail on Valentine’s Day after a little girl walked into the men’s restroom looking for her dad while he was inside even though her dad wasn’t there. He had to act quickly to avoid trouble. Omo, na God save this guy o. 😭

@BamcheUtd Como 1907

Woman is going viral after claiming that people have been wearing fur hoods incorrectly by not folding them inward.

@yabaleftonline 6g fibre optic card…

Who knows what he is working on?

@AfamDeluxo Hey Leprechaun… how did you get rich?

"80% of people who are worth more than $25M are miserable"

@Jabz_CFC Bro said when he gets older and then got older… what are you talking about?

Bro gave us one generational song and dissapeared

Let's have it.

@NigerianBarz Jesus said “you’re the new Poseidon” ?!… Blasphemy!!!

M.I joins Ladipoe on his Rooftop Bars session for ALL FALL DOWN. This is one for the record, take a bow.

@wolfofx Boy has good jeans…

Best Reactions 1. Cop asks toddler for a license, his response has everyone laughing

@Gidi_Traffic So wait… person ask, what is the time, we go con wait a full 18 seconds before I go con answer… 11:08

This is so cool 😎

@Teeniiola Wait o… una wey still dey play PS3 dey send girl 50k?!

He mistakenly sent his babe 5k instead of the 50k she asked and this happened 🧎🏽‍♂️

@Teeniiola Even if dem blind my eye, I will still recognize those atrocious architectures from anywhere. OAU.

Abeg who dey right for here?

@NigeriaStories Jigawa people fret no more... rice is coming.

JUST IN: President Bola Ahmed Tinubu has directed the Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF), George Akume, to lead a Federal Government delegation to Jigawa to Commiserate with the victims of the tanker explosion.

@yabaleftonline Na her lie collapse the building... "response time impressive". How?

The building collapsed behind her, on live TV while she was reporting the news. 😱

@PurelyFootball @SwearingSport This you...

🎙️ Yakubu on Mohamed Salah: “Salah is 𝗻𝗼𝘁 world class in my opinion. He is not good with the ball and majority of his goals are lucky goals! You can’t say Mohamed Salah is the greatest African to play in the Premier League. The greatest African players in the Premier League are Okocha, Drogba, Kanu, Yaya Toure, Adebayor and Sadio Mane.”