Nat

Every time a feminist figure dies and I don’t know who they are I cut myself

@IKEA Hi guys! I think you should start selling your Lessebo couch design again, you would sell a million gazillion

wow, just got an email from a brand I follow asking if i would like to opt out of mother's day emails because they understand its not a happy occasion for everyone. I actually wept. actually i'm still crying lol.

i'm addicted to laughing

when i'm acting, that's the real me

I hope one day my dream of being in a busy place like a gym or classroom and everyone in the room lets me line them up in order of darkest hair to lightest just for fun

Don’t look back in anger

The Christmas party I was invited to got canceled lol

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is like Good Times but for Moms

i got invited to a christmas party and a wedding this year. I think people are finally starting to see me for who I am: a great guest.

Had my Dad watch The Chair Company on @HBO - he’d never seen any of Tim Robinson’s stuff. He was watching carefully and laughing then says, “so what’s this guy’s deal? He on the spectrum or something?”

When was the last time you met a mixologist?

My husband said he saw a comment I left on the bodybymark page and it just said “love this diva” on a video of a jacked 60 year old woman who weight lifts six days a week

this pussy don't pop for you will be the call of the revolution

Sometimes I look beautiful and sometimes I look like an old crow

This Fall on HBO “Big Little Meaningless Dramas”

Carrie Bradshaw should write a column about how she loves having sex with her bra on

I like hiding my toys amongst my books

Still don’t know what Tropic of Cancer was about

Today is 💔🤡‼️🥳✅✅✅✅😴

Some days are ✅✅✅💤 other days are 💔♾️🫩 some are 🥳🤩🤡😴 and occasionally they are 🧘‍♀️😴