nudinits

We've got some very big news about something nice and hard to get your hands on - a new nudinit pattern book is coming out in September 2025! It's crammed with knitting patterns for your home - all rude of course, but what else would you expect from nudinits!

Patrick had slid his tackle in #facup #facupfinal #football #naughtyknitting #knittedanimation #saucy #britishhumour

Jim's balls were definitely out #facup #football #facupfinal #nudinits #naughtyknitting #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #saucy #britishhumour

Barbara appreciated a good fingering #mayday #maydaybankholiday #bankholiday #morrisdancing #fair #britishhumour #countryside #nudinits #knittedanimation #knittedpuppet #naughtyknitting

Bernard had lost his wood #nudinits #naughtyknitting #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #mayday #maybankholiday #morrisdancing #greenman #british #britishhumour

Jim was having trouble getting his Willie over a stile #hiking #countryside #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #britishcomedy #britishhumour #naughtyknitting #bankholiday #greatoutdoors

Barbara was looking forward to a stiff one #sunday #sundaylunch #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #britishhumour #britishcountryside #naughtyknitting #knit

Barbara was worried Jim would burn his cheeks #sunsout #sunnyweekend #britishcountryside #britishhumour #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #sunnyafternoon #nudinits #naughtyknitting

The vicar wanted to have a go at the peaks #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #comedyvicar #saucy #britishhumour #british #countryside #pleinair

Barbara was pleased her box had been entered so soon #spring #tits #birdwatching #twitcher #britishhumour #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #saucy #naughtyknitting

Barbara was spending the day playing with her rabbit #easter #eastermonday #rabbit #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #saucy #carryon #britishhumour

Robert had asked Barbara to hold his tool #nudinits #knitted #knit #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #britishhumour #naughtyknitting #saucy #innuendo

Barbara was just finishing off her 5-a-day #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #knit #britishhumour #saucy #carryon #phallicfruit

Robert had wanted it dunked for much longer #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #dailylaugh #saucy #builder #british #britishhumour #knit

Come and meet nudinit creator Sarah Simi at the Yarnival show @theamelia_tw Tunbridge Wells this Saturday 7th March - come and say hello and stock up on nudinit books and cards! #nudinits #knittedanimation #naughtyknitting #sarahsimi #yarnival #tunbridgewells #searchpress

Barbara was blowing a hot Columbian #naughtyknitting #nudinits #saucy #britishhumour #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #coffee #columbian

Want to knit up some rude homeware? Of course you do - and now you can with our book, Nudinits at Home - buy it now! nudinits.com/products/nudin… #knittedanimation #nudinits #knittingpatterns #knittingpatternbook #craftbook ##knittedteacosy #naughtyknitting #knit #sarahsimi 🧶

Barbara was pleased it had slipped in a lot further than she thought #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #knit #knitted #winterolympics #curling #teamGB #britishhumour #saucy #naughtyknitting 🥌

Barbara needed something to grab onto #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #winterolympics #olympics #iceskating #skating #saucy #naughtyknitting

Bernard wasn't used to controlling so much length #nudinits #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation #olympics #winterolympics #teamGB #skiing #ski #britishhumour #naughtyknitting

Bernard had gone in too quickly #nudinits #winterolympics #olympics #curling #teamGB #naughtyknittting #britishhumour #knittedpuppet #knittedanimation