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@NUFCJordd Can tell this is AI. Little butcher Martinez is way shorter than that

Who wins? 👀

Lampard getting Coventry job over Ruud is laughable! Total mate rates because the owners are pally with Rednapp...

@FabrizioRomano @WendyScamm1938 Bad news for PL Clubs! They’ll have to visit Coventry for a whole day this year 😭

🚨✨ Coventry City are back in Premier League! Excellent job by Frank Lampard. After 25 years, Coventry return in PL.

@indykaila @NUFC Hi I ordered a KFC an hour ago at your branch please can you escalate? Thanks little man

🚨 **SHOCKING NEWCASTLE BOMBSHELL JUST DROPPED!** 🚨 We just got our hands on the **HUGE** summer transfer news. Our insider partners have **OFFICIALLY** given us the green light to blow the lid off this MASSIVE story at **8PM TONIGHT**!

@indykaila Wasn’t gonna turn up anyway. 2 goals all season 🤣 Arsenal gonna bottle it

Bukayo Saka will miss Arsenal’s trip to Man City.

@FabrizioRomano @W1ll_NUFC Man Utd, Chelsea and Tottenham fans all crying. Thanks Fab!

🤍🖤🔥 Eddie Howe confirms he’s staying at Newcastle: “My fire is burning very, very strongly”. “There’s loads of wood stacked up and I’m ready to put it on. I believe in this project”.

@TheHateCentral Wirtz on the bench again 🤣🤣 can’t even get a start for Weak FC

Introducing the Team of the Weak! ✨ #UCLTOTW

@LFC 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

66' - After a VAR review, the decision to award a penalty is overturned. [0-0] [0-2 agg] #UCL

@LFC Seasons nearly over and Isak is STILL not fit and ‘adjusting to the PL’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

46’ - Double substitution at the break 🔁🔴 ➡️ Gomez, Gakpo ⬅️ Frimpong, Isak [0-0] [0-2 agg] #UCL

@stevepikos @FootballFunnys Literally got NUFC in my handle. Saka & Wirtz are both flops

@nufc_reports @FootballFunnys Yoir a probably a mentally challenged Arsenal Fan Heres your starboy with his 6 goals a year and 30 games with a limp

This is easily the worst transfer window of all time…

@TheHateCentral @eighty9boys He even eats Bench for Weak FC 🤣🤣🤣

Introducing the Team of the Weak! ✨ #UCLTOTW

Andy Robertson receiving abuse again for leaving Liverpool. Fanbase is a joke No wonder Trent Alexander-Arnold got out of there. #LFC #PL #TransferNews

@cameron_rob_00 @LFC Here is most of the £800m. Thanks for the £150m for Isak too little man

@nufc_reports @LFC Where the fuck are u getting 800m from seriously? Show me

79' - Four changes 🔄 ⬅️ Ekitike, Wirtz, Kerkez, Szoboszlai ➡️ Gakpo, Isak, Robertson, Jones [2-0] #UCL

@Lea_EFC Salah - Bossman chilli and garlic please you finished bum

WTF have I just seen 😂😂😂

@cameron_rob_00 @LFC You spent £800m as PL winners and lost everything 🤣 nothing more embarrassing than that ‘pal’ don’t cry too much

@nufc_reports @LFC Show me facts about the ‘£800’ not just your retarded maths And if i was you pal i would focus on getting top 10 and not being sunderlands bitch next season😂

@NUFCcook Won more trophies with NUFC last year than he has this year with Liverpool 🤣 Bet they flop next season too

Isak spat his dummy out and aggressively burned bridges just to get 12 minutes at the end of a convincing loss one stage deeper in the UCL than we made it

@cameron_rob_00 @LFC Here’s some more simple maths: £800 spent on an already £££ squad 0 trophies this season 7th place likely finish Isak scored 1 PL goal for £135m Signed German Danny Drinkwater for £100m

@nufc_reports @LFC No it doesnt you fucking idiot😂

@cameron_rob_00 @LFC Includes add-ons. Simple maths

@nufc_reports @LFC Where TF do you get 800m you really are a thick bastard

@amSalem88 @LFC Perfect for Liverpool then

@nufc_reports @LFC Ekitike is shit