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Nuke718

@nuke718

Navy Submarine vet, and former professional geek.

KC, MO USA Katılım Aralık 2008
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Nuke718@nuke718·
@faebeeee One caveat, if you have webbed toes for goodness sake tell a new partner before they’re in his face. Otherwise it could ruin a pleasant evening. 🦆
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Nuke718@nuke718·
@faebeeee Oh damn, I have been trying in vain to have a slushie type drink as good as the Mt Dew Livewire one I had lack 10 years ago.
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fey 🌸@faebeeee·
Wanna go get a slurpee and drive around w/ the windows down listening to music?
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Nuke718@nuke718·
@michaelharriot It’s substack so you may need to subscribe, but it’s timely AF and from one of my favorite modern culture/societal writers
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Michael Harriot@michaelharriot·
According to Experts, Trump Can't Cancel An Election. According to History, They're Wrong. dlvr.it/TRYQBt
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Nuke718@nuke718·
Following a loooong tradition, I have stayed up past midnight on St Paddy’s Day, drinking Guinness and Jameson. That means it’s the 18th and my birthday. I only have 1 wish. Share stuff, in replies or DMs, to make me (and others) smile. Happy Heinz Birthday to me (57)
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fey 🌸@faebeeee·
Say goodnight to me.
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fey 🌸@faebeeee·
@nuke718 I thought it was a safe place when he was walking around meowing and calling the cat “fuckin’ cat.” I felt it. I get it 😂😂😂 BUT NOW HE SNITCHING FOR DAMNITTTTT. 🐀 little RAT
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fey 🌸@faebeeee·
My baby nephew (almost 4) told his mom that aunt Sammi taught him how to say, “Damnit.” 🐀 I said, “WELL, since we’re snitching, he called the cat ‘fuckincat’ this weekend….” AND HE DID. I’ll snitch back! He gonna learn the hard way 💀💀💀
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I want to thank the Irish for inventing my favorite way to exit a function
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Nuke718@nuke718·
@KristenParlay23 🤣🤣🤣 I am a terrible editor of my own tweets ( Rick is probably a red hat so eff him)
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Nuke718@nuke718·
@KristenParlay23 No worries. I we t to a trade/tech college. No college sports affiliation. I can’t even explain what Rick Chalk means 🤷‍♂️
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Petty White🇵🇸@KristenParlay23·
@nuke718 Ohh my bad I thought you were another fanbase idk why You in da club with me except KU rounds out my big 3
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Nuke718@nuke718·
@KristenParlay23 Chiefs, Royals, to a lesser degree Sporting. Backup NFL team is Chicago (youthful follow plus a cousin played there for a hot minute)
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Nuke718@nuke718·
@KristenParlay23 I endorse your message Most, not all, of the good guys I know eschew social media. But still, the female fans I follow, for any sport, go hardest for their teams. Like I’m in for KC good years and bad but not super vocal
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Nuke718@nuke718·
@faebeeee Do you, and if guys don’t like it who TF cares. Some guys are super picky over the stupidest things. To be fair I have my own short list as well. Smart, funny, kind. It’s actually the same list I look for in my friends,
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Tobi Marshall@CoededMarshall·
Grace Jones & Halle Berry, 1992.
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Michael Harriot@michaelharriot·
The Wake-Up Call: Why 'Sinners' Didn't Win the Best Picture Oscar, Explained dlvr.it/TRXDq2
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Marti Lawrence@Marti_L·
Oh no! The Kool-Aid man!
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