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@null_simplicity
if you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
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By this logic, the suicide bomber whose goal is to kill many to attain Jannah is intelligent.
Ben X@Benn_X1
The only true test of intelligence is whether you get what you want out of life.
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Our CFO sent a panicked Slack message saying we're at 98% capacity on our enterprise cloud storage.
She asked if we were experiencing catastrophic data bloat from the new marketing push.
We aren't.
We're experiencing the sheer weight of my personal media empire.
I'm currently hosting a 40-terabyte Plex server on the company mainframe.
I have every single episode of Seinfeld rendered in uncompressed 4K resolution.
I told her our storage is full because of an aggressive database mirroring protocol required for GDPR compliance.
I said if we delete anything, we risk triggering a cascading latency collapse across our entire European market.
We don't even have a European market.
She immediately approved a $120K budget increase to expand our AWS storage buckets.
I thanked her for prioritizing our data sovereignty.
I'm going to use the new servers to host a private Classic World of Warcraft realm.
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When @Rotimi says it's time to shop, you listen! 🚀
Whether you're a business ready to scale or a shopper looking for a seamless checkout, Shopaza is built for you.
Fast, borderless e-commerce is here: shopaza.africa
#Shopaza #Payaza #Rotimi
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It's good to be back 😎 RAPID FYAH out tomorrow. Video out on Friday. @Skillibeng 🔥 lnk.to/RAPIDFYAH
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And I love how much he loves Dirty Diana and fingers tf outta her on stage!
Foza Billions (The Oracle)@fozadoza
Pheelz is too talented.
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