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@null_simplicity

if you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

layer Katılım Temmuz 2019
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Davolee 🌙🌍Boy
Davolee 🌙🌍Boy@eminidavolee·
• I just finished creating.. and it FESTIVAL OF BARZ ll. see you soon!
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faboolah
faboolah@azninthesun·
the “you fucking the text man for texts” woman should win a nobel prize
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(null)
(null)@aaestheticbrain·
pink furniture
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Fireboy DML
Fireboy DML@fireboydml·
! THE ALBUM
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Fimi
Fimi@fimiwiththeflow·
I won! I’m so grateful to everyone supporting me. I’ll never take it for granted 🫶🏾 Thank you VVS Lagos
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JΛCΞ
JΛCΞ@jaceels2·
what substance do I have to abuse to enjoy living
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T.I BLAZE
T.I BLAZE@Officialtiblaze·
You’re about to perceive my craft the way I always intended… Long overdue 🔥🔥🔥 Love and appreciate every one of you listening and putting people on.
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IT Unprofessional
IT Unprofessional@it_unprofession·
Our CFO sent a panicked Slack message saying we're at 98% capacity on our enterprise cloud storage. She asked if we were experiencing catastrophic data bloat from the new marketing push. We aren't. We're experiencing the sheer weight of my personal media empire. I'm currently hosting a 40-terabyte Plex server on the company mainframe. I have every single episode of Seinfeld rendered in uncompressed 4K resolution. I told her our storage is full because of an aggressive database mirroring protocol required for GDPR compliance. I said if we delete anything, we risk triggering a cascading latency collapse across our entire European market. We don't even have a European market. She immediately approved a $120K budget increase to expand our AWS storage buckets. I thanked her for prioritizing our data sovereignty. I'm going to use the new servers to host a private Classic World of Warcraft realm.
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Simplicity@null_simplicity·
@khaidxr kindly drop this in that new project
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THE POPES ✞
THE POPES ✞@ThePopeProjectX·
FOLAKE - TAVES {2024}
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Fimi
Fimi@fimiwiththeflow·
I took my first dance class today w Murphy. My stage performance is about to be even more lit!
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Fimi
Fimi@fimiwiththeflow·
Artists can relate this this 😁
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Cristiano Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo@Cristiano·
It means so much to us 🏆 YALLA NASSR! 🟡🔵
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Cristiano Ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo@Cristiano·
CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵
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