paul campbell

going to bed....

"I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/earl

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/beatrice Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/lucile

googl.adultgalls.com/socorro Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/dixie

shorturl.xaijo.com/fay No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

bitly.xaijo.com/goldie Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity.

Saying that there is a huge-ass line at Wal-Mart is both ambiguous and redundant. bitly.xaijo.com/edwina

bitly.xaijo.com/deanna Gather round children, for my machine powered by round children

bitly.xaijo.com/lessie Subway, Eat flesh. (If Hannibal Lector owned chain restaurants.)