Devin Nunes' Uber Driver

@dutchessprim @mebennui

Bookmark this. Leavitt is on the chopping block but won’t get fired. She’ll go on maternity leave and won’t come back. She’ll either disappear or end up on Fox News. Who will be her replacement?

@MysterySolvents His father's connection to the Epstein Files.

What is Don Jr. trying to hide from?

@MysterySolvents I Raped Little Girls by Donald Trump

What is the title of this book?

@intelFromBrian @AstroDork2pt0 Duh . . .

I expect Trump to do something very stupid in the next day or so.

@covie_93 @Krickette01 Or provide adequate health care to all Americans

trump has about 10 different plans to build a ballroom but can't come up with a single plan to end his war with Iran.

@LePapillonBlu2 @es_edwards It means, "Are you going to release the names of the men who raped and sexually abused girls as shown in the Epstein files, or are you going to continue to protect those disgusting pedophiles?"

Reporter: Is the public going to learn the identities of the men who abused the girls in the Epstein files? Acting AG Todd Blanche: “Like, what does that mean? I don't understand what that means.” 🤯

@RonFilipkowski And Trump took the call!! "Hold on, Generals. I have an important call coming in. We'll have to get back to this war and peace stuff later."

Trump is so corrupt Tiger Woods was calling him for a pardon before he was even arrested.

@atrupar 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣

Leavitt: "You always want to be the most well-read person in the room, and I try to be every day. But Donald Trump always is."

@RonFilipkowski 3. In a true landslide, there are no "swing states." See Johnson 1964; Nixon 1972; Reagan 1986. 4. Springsteen fills arenas & stadiums while charging hundreds of dollars per ticket. Trump had trouble filling high school gyms for free or while paying people last campaign.

@RonFilipkowski 1. A prune is a DRIED plum; 2. Trump looks like this.

Trump says MAGA should boycott Bruce Springsteen concerts.

@LucasSa56947288 @MeltedDollParts

Now that Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi have been fired, who should be fired next? 1. Stephen Miller 2. Scott Bessent 3. Pete Hegseth 4. Tom Homan 5. Kash Patel 6. RFK Jr 7. Dr. Oz 8. Marco Rubio 9. Sean Duffy 10. Todd Blanche 11. Susan Wiles

@DAGToddBlanche "Backing the Blue" does not include pardoning violent Jan. 6 rioters who attacked and beat the police guarding the Capitol. "Enforcing the law" does not mean covering up or perpetrating crimes against the public, while protecting the President and his cronies. #EpsteinFiles

Pam Bondi led this Department with strength and conviction and I’m grateful for her leadership and friendship. Thank you to President Trump for the trust and the opportunity to serve as Acting Attorney General. We will continue backing the blue, enforcing the law, and doing everything in our power to keep America safe.

@TopHatOrTrilby @MysterySolvents Diddler on the Roof

@MysterySolvents Fiddler On The Roof

@MysterySolvents Trump's Last Erection

OMG this pic! 😂😂 Let’s caption it….

@sahilkapur @jeanannmumbles This is the first accurate, self-aware statement Trump has ever made in public life.

Trump: “We’re not supposed to be seduced that way, right? But I am. When somebody’s nice to me, I love that person. Even if they’re bad people. I couldn’t care less, I’ll fight to the end for them.”

Most elaborate April Fools prank ever. #AprilFoolsDay

@Glenn_Diesen @DuneDweller20 In Trump's mind, the Stone Age looks like a lot of fun.

Trump: "We're gonna bring them back to the stone ages, where they belong". Keep in mind that an initial justification for the war was to "help" Iranians.

@MysterySolvents Neither did he.

I watched Trump’s address and have no idea what his message was.. do you?

@MysterySolvents He's very proud of 25 years of utter assholery.

Trump is sitting in bed watching YouTube videos of himself….