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@Maxine_Bites9 embrace it

@nursdiary__ YEEEEAH i just read this! I feel like such a pervert lmaooo

rubbing my hands together like a horny fly

@alexporndealer as if you wouldn’t search for them anyway

@nursdiary__ okay gay yes. should i find more fics

reading my first mlm minion fic i’m so excited🥺

@alexporndealer i’ve seen the movie. very gay. i need some fics with the third nonverbal one tho

@nursdiary__ yes they were gay you should definitely go watch that movie they have a lot of tension i promise i’m not jerking it to there cute yellow guys☹️

@alexporndealer at this point you would beat it to anything i guess but those two minions were very gay in the movie i’ll give you that

@nursdiary__ can you blame me🥺

@lehollanovs ilya’s little cursing 😭

Shanya’s encounter with bug spray 💔(1/4) #hollanov

so who cares your honor omgggg who cares anyway thank you for coming to my ted talk

поэтому я немного не вдупляла почему он говорит ‘is okay’, например, почему он не использует именно местоимения. а потом я привыкла и стало похуй. кого ебет неточность в лингвистике, мне нужно столько гейской порнухи прочитать и просмотреть, у меня нет времени на это,

когда я только прочитала книгу heated rivalry я не могла понять почему илья использует глагол to be но опускает местоимения. я столько лет работаю репетитором английского и ни разу не видела русскоговорящего (и казахоговорящего тоже) человека который бы так делал. наоборот -

@shaneswomb ew

Liam from teen wolf is a Scientologist ain’t no way 😭

hello i’m ilya i am russian but live in boston i speak acceptable english and body count is 38 but is okey im loyal

need need need need

@Kneex1 ?

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@alexporndealer are you paid to promote the new minions movie on hrtwt or is it just for the love of the game

shane and ilya snuggling in bed after a long day

hey so there’s this fic i wrote that has all of that in it :) archiveofourown.org/works/88027846

@bewildered_bi i love you actually

i wrote that!!

@alpharozanova archiveofourown.org/works/82935416… archiveofourown.org/works/80211571 archiveofourown.org/works/82051746…

if anyone has any good hollanov stalker fics plsplspls send them its for research

@nursdaylight oh hi 😮‍💨

fitcheck i guess?😙

@alexporndealer saw bear ilya and blacked out for a second

sooo anyone mind if i write like 15 fics for my bear ilya series…