NUTBLIGHT GANON

Never determine your worth by your appearance. That’s baby shit. Instead, determine your worth by how much of a fuckin maverick you are when you beat Ludwig the Accursed after getting your dick flattened by this horse-faced prick

@laketotori I won’t fuckin let it

did zeldatwt die

It’s Tuesday why is my leg falling asleep

Me rn, don’t show your romantic partner. They might fuck around and leave you

@malonpeach It is endearing that I am worshipped enough to be grafted to my followers clothes This literally rends flesh

@nutblight i wanted nutblight to be the main focus in my outfits

guess who

I spent two fucking hours getting a claw from Dinral and this fuckin statue just awarded me with a ruby and said “now do the other two” Im frothing at the mouth, I’m gonna bite someone’s head off

@origamibutton Big money moves 😎

tour this summer perhaps

@LilzNacho LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO 💀💀💀💀

I return

@malonpeach Bros they say math is used everyday but I’ve been driving for 2 hours and haven’t seen a single 8 floating around 🙄

@nutblight math isn’t real!!

nothing happens i panic and use a calculator

@sheikahchampion I’m pissed because this shrine took me about a solid 20 minutes to figure out and this video shows me that while you have the freedom to solve them how you see fit, I wasn’t smart enough to realize you could do this, I’m literally shaking from this video

Feeling gassed that I beat the Lynel colosseum battle in the depths on my first try, I’m literally meant to be better

Put a smile on my face. I don’t regret a single thing about my childhood, and how much I grown up

Massive thought dump, but man, I’m delivering parts to an Energy company, driving to a few cities from my warehouse. And I pass by and wave back at a kid whose enjoying his recess. Made me realize how time past and I remember being the kid that waved.

@malonpeach SAME FOR ME, but if it do be ima publish it and gaslight you into reading it

@nutblight of course. it will probably never be done!

Fuck this, I’m gonna write a book (I’m not kidding)

@malonpeach Show me upon finishing, I wish to read

@nutblight yes indeed

@malonpeach Yours is fiction? 👀👀👀

@nutblight yes! indeed

@malonpeach Compare them, even

@nutblight let’s write our books together