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Let's get rid of phone numbers altogether. That would stop robo, spam, marketing, cold, scam, unwanted calls. We don't need a phone number to communicate anymore.

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@glcst So the potential applications are totally different. Thank you 🙏

@nvictorme doesnt depend on wasm (native builds) and doesnt have a single connection limitation

What if we could run Postgres as a single file, and take advantage of the best SQLite has to offer? Today I am announcing pg-micro, a crazy experiment I've been undertaking to make this happen. pg-micro is different than other approaches because it is fully local, and expected to be fast: there is no concurrency limitation and no statement translation. Here's how it works: we use the actual postgres parser to parse the statement, but compile that to the Turso AST. The Turso AST is then compiled do bytecode, and from there everything executes natively, as it'd do in SQLite. This makes it a perfect target to run in any environment. There is traditionally a mismatch between Postgres and SQLite in terms of functionality. But @tursodatabase has been hard at work to close this gap: things like MVCC and a rich, strict type system are present in Turso. There are PRs for things like lateral joins, etc. This means that the gap can be closed until it theoretically reaches zero. What you could do with it? Just imagine for example a primitive like Durable Objects by @Cloudflare, but with a postgres interface? Or imagine you could use the same pattern of local databases for agents that SQLite gives you, totally ephemeral and free, but with a Postgres interface? Or even that you could execute remote postgres in platforms like @vercel but with the unmatched density of the Turso Cloud? Expect lots not to work at this point. But as usual, this is done in the full spirit of OSS, so PRs welcome! To get started: npx pg-micro

@DiegoRoyet41761 Una absoluta reina suprema

Cómo se llama una mujer que te hace un almuerzo así?

🚨 One photo of your face. That's all someone needs to become you on a live video call. In real time. Right now. The tool is free and open source. It's called Deep-Live-Cam. One image. One click. You become anyone on a live webcam feed. No training. No datasets. No waiting. Instant. Your face. Your expressions. Your mouth movements. All stolen from a single photo. Here's what this thing does: → Upload one photo of any face → Turn on your webcam → You are now that person. Live. In real time. → It matches your pose, your expressions, even your lighting → Mouth masking so the swapped face moves its lips when you talk → Multi-face mapping. Swap different faces on different people in the same call. → Virtual camera output. Plug it into Zoom, Google Meet, Teams. Nobody knows. → Works on NVIDIA, AMD, Intel, and Apple Silicon Here's the part that should terrify you: Your boss could be on a Zoom call with someone wearing your face right now. A scammer could call your parents looking exactly like you. A stranger could take your LinkedIn photo and become you in a video meeting. IShowSpeed's reaction when he saw it: "What the F**! This shit is crazy!" SomeOrdinaryGamers: "That's fucking freaky dude... that's so wild." This was the #1 trending repo on GitHub the day it launched. 1,600 stars in 24 hours. 80K+ stars today. No one is ready for what this means. And it's already out there. 100% Open Source.

Hearing of Nicolás Maduro today, March 26, 11:00 a.m., duration: 1h 20min, at Daniel Patrick Moynihan U.S. Courthouse.

@heidiklessigmd @NickSzabo4

According to her lawyer, Noelia Castillo Ramos cannot change her mind about undergoing euthanasia because her organs are already committed. Her lawyer highlights the hospital’s conflict of interest in this case, because Noelia’s organs are worth millions in billable charges. This graphic is from the 2025 Milliman report on transplant charges:

#AlertaSinMordaza 🚨 Donde las cámaras están prohibidas por ley, el talento se convierte en un documento histórico invaluable. Presentamos a Francis Ballesteros, artista y dibujante venezolana, encargada de realizar el retrato hablado dentro de la sala de audiencias en Nueva York. A través de sus trazos, logra capturar los gestos, la tensión y la realidad de un juicio que marcará el futuro de nuestra nación, permitiéndonos ver lo que el régimen siempre intentó ocultar. Desde Un Mundo Sin Mordaza celebramos el poder del arte como herramienta de denuncia y registro histórico. Si el sistema intenta silenciar los hechos prohibiendo lentes y micrófonos, nosotros responderemos con la precisión del dibujo para que nadie olvide este momento. #venezuelaresiste #derechoshumanos #justiciaparavenezuela

compilado de chás de revelação que revelaram antes da hora

- Reportera: “Cuando entrarás a Iran por el uranio?” + TRUMP: “Por qué contestaría eso? ¡Ah sí, entraremos mañana a las 3 de la tarde! ¿Cómo podés preguntar eso y esperar una respuesta? Sos una buena persona, pero HACÉS PREGUNTAS DE MIERDA” JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJAJAJAAJAJJAAJAJA

The judge has denied Maduro’s lawyer’s request to dismiss the case against him 🙏🏼

AUSA: Please set to date for us to come back Judge Hellerstein: I'll set it in my opinion if necessary. Time is excluded because the motion is pending. OK folks thank you very much. I'll get this out as quickly as I can. But the case is unique and it may take time

Maduro's Pollack: We want to be able to talk with those individuals. We'll submit language. Donnolly: On behalf of Ms. Flores Maduro, the health condition of the First Lady Judge: There are no titles to be used this court Donnolly: Flores Maduro. Echocardiogram

@EIRancheroLoco $100

¿Un millón de dólares o una noche con JLO?

@ElCiudadanoV2 Así sería de insoportable ese caviar

Manes que dejan de comer caviar por comer mortadela.

@Liberfach0 A celebrar, no?

🇪🇺🚨| ¡SE PUDRIÓ TODO! El Parlamento Europeo, acaba de aprobar el plan de detención y deportación de migrantes más radical jamás propuesto, y las expulsiones y retornos de ilegales se aplicarán inmediatamente. ¡Esto es algo sin PRECEDENTES!

Oh... my... God.

@nalinrajput23 What does it have to do with the OS? Retard

Window users can't argue on this