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Boomer: "uphill both ways in the snow, kids and their avocado toast and Starbucks" Gen X: "FERAL! DRINKING OUTTA GARDEN HOSES!" Millennials: "We're going to fucking kill you all and burn the stock market to the ground." Zoomers: "Skibidi toilet, Heil Hitler"

@vinlandwehrwolf I hope not. It would take all the fun out of saying it.

@nw_wolfrunner Did they give you the N pass?

Alright I'm muting this shit. I don't know how people live like this.

@vinlandwehrwolf I guess I blew up on negro twitter.

@nw_wolfrunner I'm glad my notifications are broken lmao

@cerautomas App becomes unusable. I have no idea how big accounts bother replying at all.

@nw_wolfrunner Man I hate it when I see 10 notifications, that must be hell.

@vinlandwehrwolf Third world in my notifications.

@nw_wolfrunner Holy shit that post blew up

@raven_brah Me all day.

@nw_wolfrunner Reposting

@Arrekisu Once you break 10k you start to question whether people should be required to score above a certain threshold on an IQ test in order to be allowed internet access.

@nw_wolfrunner Some big numbies bruddah

@spikesguides Hollow it out, wear it like skinsuit. Put a chick in it, make it gay. Tell them it's always been like this.

These boots explain why America is collapsing. No, seriously. Stay with me. First off the boots. I am terribly disappointed in what Under Armor is calling Valsetz these days. For comparison on the left is the pair of Valsetz I've had for over 10 years. They're full of holes, have no tread, and they've hiked more miles than I count. I've loved them dearly but entropy claims us all one day and it's their time to go. I figured I'd buy a new set of Valsetz since I saw they still exist. I looked at the listing on Amazon and thought they looked weird but that I'd give them a shot anyway since my last pair treated me well. They arrived and I'm disappointed. The build quality feels cheap. The externals have less reinforcement and the little that is there has less stitching, meaning it's likely to break sooner. The internals have a much cheaper memory foam inside and are noticeably less plush. Finally the toe box is bigger for some reason, they're at least a half inch longer in the toe than the other pair, they fit more like a 10.5 than a 10. I can't comment on wearing them too much as I've only done some basic breaking in, less than a week's worth of wear but they definitely aren't fantastic so far. Overall, I'm disappointed to see my favorite pair of boots be reduced to slop. But that's the entire country at this point. Over the last decade we've seen the US reduced to an economic zone to plunder. The identity of "an American" is now as fluid and shifting as the spring breeze. As a result, every company has focused on chasing profits in the shorter and shorter run. Companies are worried about the profits this quarter, nevermind next or the one after. That's because they don't see a long term future here. The goal is to get the profits now, consumer be damned. They're a wallet to plunder and nothing else. Multinational conglomerates, billionaires, and foreign nations have plundered this country and are killing it so they can move onto the next host after this one dies. Nobody is chasing profits tomorrow because they won't be here. The boots don't need to be good, they just need to trick the consumer into buying them because profits get announced in a few weeks anyway and there's still some brand goodwill to destroy. This didn't happen overnight. It happened imperceptibly over time through taxation, economic policy, immigration policy, corporate culture, and greater cultural psyops. The entire system reinvented itself to serve itself at the behest of everyone else. "The purpose of the system is what it does." And in this case the system extracts capital, returns little value, and moves capital out of the country forever. Money never comes in and it only goes out. The United States is not dying. It is being killed. The perpetrators are the same ones promising to help you. They are the ENTIRE political class, the entire corporate class, and anyone who has either a dual citizenship or a home in a foreign nation. It's not just a pair of boots. It's an entire nation. Our nation.

Commies in for a shock when they realize we're not maga

@agave_redux No kidding.

@CortezHERO Please go away.

@nw_wolfrunner Wouldn’t it depend on the person?

If you've ever helped empty out a boomers garage you know "we were just smart with our money and didn't buy tons of bullshit" is a bald faced lie.

@Patrick68571612 For real dude.

@nw_wolfrunner The generation whose thinkers refused to go to war never experienced having to live out of two duffel bags and a rucksack. Not surprising really.

@Rob_A1969 Oh shut the whole fuck up.

@nw_wolfrunner Full of tools, cause they fixed their shit themselves...🤷🏻‍♂️

@ArchiveMemer @PuckFupett69 @AZinCLE @nikicaga Pretty much

@nw_wolfrunner @PuckFupett69 @AZinCLE @nikicaga It's also CRAZY @PuckFupett69 would say that, given we literally have evidence of the OPPOSITE trend @nw_wolfrunner read this. The higher educational attainment one had, the more likely they were found to have "antisemitism" (saying facts jews dont like) newrepublic.com/article/49657/…

@swampfella @blackknightyrre We're at 40k likes, it appears to be a common sentiment.

@nw_wolfrunner @blackknightyrre I cannot fucking stand boomers

@mayorbigmeat That's the correct turn of phrase you illiterate ape.

bald face lie is killing me

@MiscreaRichard Do you know what a mortgage is?

@nw_wolfrunner No it's not. They bought that stuff after they bought the house, obviously, or they wouldn't have a garage for you to empty out.

@AdonicaSS You're a bad teacher.

@nw_wolfrunner Boomer here. Still working! This is what I teach my econ students: "It's your money. Don't let anyone tell you how to spend it."

@TetrisChemist I got grounded from reading books as a child. If you come at the king you best not miss 😤

Very funny to see how many people are confidently wrong in the replies about bald/bold and my first reaction upon scrolling was 'oh wow, correctly used bald faced instead of bold faced'

@thesnuckster @Coti_bun @GlomarResponder My foid likes using a TV remote.

@nw_wolfrunner @Coti_bun @GlomarResponder Or just dont connect em to WiFi I don't and I just use my tv as a PC 120hz freesync monitor

@nw_wolfrunner @GlomarResponder My dad bought two 85' Samsungs when they bought their property couple years ago One is in the living room The other still in its box unopened in the 2nd garage Bedspreads rugs wall art exercise equipment backpacking kit (most very high end) juat sitting in boxes unused 10+yrs