Megan

Bulbasaur's been putting belt to ass since 1996

You get to have a shower beer on your birthday

Disastrously large zit on my forehead

being a woman is the best thing on earth next to mexican food & weed

Marathon day 🤘🏻

i come on twitter to talk to myself if you read it that's on you

Saturday morning ❤️

Easter makes much more sense to me as "spoil your baby because it's spring" day. Toddler Easter basket loading & I'm very ready to pass on my confusion about egg hide and seek.

I suspect it's just one big circle that says "angry, bipedal lizard creatures"

If anyone wants to make a venn diagram of the Gorn from Star Trek and Lizalfos from Zelda , I'd love to see it.

Ortegas , yesss!! 👏🏻

I'm just now getting to season 3 of Strange New Worlds, and wow the Gorns are really having a moment, good for them. Never would have taken them seriously otherwise 😂

Jupiter is now direct. ♃ Blessings, on blessings, on blessings.

The dishes can fuck allll the way off.

@brookielove44 Dude yes!

I PASSED I PASSED I PASSED I GOT MY DRIVERS LICENSE!!!!

Being in your 30's is fun because you're finally allowed to watch Ken Burns documentaries without anyone giving you shit about it. 🤘🏻

There’s no new episode of ‘A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms’ tonight.

Looovvvee chilly mornings that turn into long, warm days.

Has anyone checked on the evil scientists recently? We've all been really busy, and they've been in the lab.

Everybody talking about how bleach and naruto shaped they childhood but real heads was molded by inuyasha and fullmetal alchemist

Girls, go to school. Get your bag. Your home status, security, and stability depending on if some dude is mad at you or not is literally hell. Opt out of that.