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How many DUCKS do you see? 🤔 It's not 9. It's not even 12. 🤯

@GaryPetersonUSA Why no more pictures of your daughter? She has turned more than a few men gay, myself included.

The original Superman Dean Cain has still got it, as he suits up once more to Make America Safe Again with our hero’s three principles: truth, justice and punishment.

@Geniustechw It’s an Amish Mullet - windmill on the top, anal warts on his bottom.

What's this haircut called?

@doctor_birkin The one with no penis

【Here Comes a New Challenger】 Three patients injured in a traffic accident have just arrived at the emergency room. Who would you treat first?

@RT_com She doesn’t need a new passport, she needs a saddle

‘Caitlyn’ Jenner lobbies Trump over MALE passport designation ‘This is a SAFETY factor. I can’t travel internationally anymore’ ‘I was in Mar-a-Lago two months ago, wrote a letter, explaining all of this to him, how it’s affecting me and a lot of other people’

@EastEndJoe I definitely see a resemblance.

Good morning! I guess.

@TheICHpodcast There is something really fucked up with the dr that does the surgery.

Clavicular explains his upcoming $35,000 double jaw surgery that will ascend him 1.5 points… “They basically make a cut on the lower jaw and move it forward, and apply screws, and the same with the upper jaw”

@Matt_Pinner Event Horizon

What would you call this “piece of art”?

@paperssil I hear demons are salty but if they eat pineapple they’re sweet. What does the pastor say?

this headline is killing me

@EmilySm43 Minimum $14 but more if I like the server

Be honest

@punishedpants @hottiepants I share your shock. Realizing my favorite alpha male has “generous” in his Grindr profile is tough to swallow.

noo. this cant be true. this is hard to believe. very surprising

@Nemos_Munity @BlueWave2026 I’m sure there are going to be a lot of guys in prison bending him over and saying the same thing.

@BlueWave2026 What an asshole

@LifeHaxx101 I thought she was making a dildo. I still do. It would be easier to attach Charlie to her gear box. Think how much fun she’ll have going over pot holes.

This shift knob just got barbiefied

@kedrickmutayi Who measured the erect dick size of North Koreans?

🇺🇦 Ukraine - 14.25 cm - 5.6 inch 🇸🇮 Slovenia - 14.13 cm - 5.6 inch 🇦🇱 Albania - 14.19 cm - 5.6 inch 🇨🇿 Czechia - 14.07 cm - 5.5 inch 🇪🇪 Estonia - 14.01 cm - 5.5 inch 🇺🇸 USA - 13.95 cm - 5.5 inch 🇲🇽 Mexico - 13.92 cm - 5.5 inch 🇨🇻 Cape Verde - 13.85 cm - 5.5 inch 🇸🇰 Slovakia - 13.81 cm - 5.4 inch 🇧🇾 Belarus - 13.80 cm - 5.4 inch 🇨🇦 Canada - 13.80 cm - 5.4 inch 🇬🇪 Georgia - 13.57 cm - 5.3 inch 🇬🇱 Greenland - 13.57 cm - 5.3 inch 🇲🇦 Morocco - 13.50 cm - 5.3 inch 🇪🇬 Egypt - 13.35 cm - 5.3 inch 🇱🇺 Luxembourg - 13.32 cm - 5.2 inch 🇨🇷 Costa Rica - 13.31 cm - 5.2 inch 🇲🇾 Malaysia - 13.29 cm - 5.2 inch 🇦🇿 Azerbaijan - 13.12 cm - 5.2 inch 🇹🇷 Turkey - 13.11 cm - 5.2 inch 🇦🇫 Afghanistan - 13.10 cm - 5.2 inch 🇮🇱 Israel - 13.00 cm - 5.1 inch 🇫🇮 Finland - 12.98 cm - 5.1 inch 🇪🇸 Spain - 12.98 cm - 5.1 inch 🇪🇹 Ethiopia - 12.93 cm - 5.1 inch 🇯🇴 Jordan - 12.90 cm - 5.1 inch 🇰🇿 Kazakhstan - 12.44 cm - 4.9 inch 🇺🇿 Uzbekistan - 12.43 cm - 4.9 inch 🇬🇹 Guatemala - 12.24 cm - 4.8 inch 🇦🇲 Armenia - 12.10 cm - 4.8 inch 🇨🇾 Cyprus - 12.02 cm - 4.7 inch 🇮🇳 India - 11.93 cm - 4.7 inch 🇧🇭 Bahrain - 11.93 cm - 4.7 inch 🇨🇳 China - 11.90 cm - 4.7 inch 🇴🇲 Oman - 11.85 cm - 4.7 inch 🇮🇪 Ireland - 11.79 cm - 4.6 inch 🇲🇳 Mongolia - 11.77 cm - 4.6 inch 🇷🇴 Romania - 11.73 cm - 4.6 inch 🇸🇻 El Salvador - 11.71 cm - 4.6 inch 🇯🇵 Japan - 11.60 cm - 4.6 inch 🇦🇪 UAE - 11.54 cm - 4.5 inch 🇮🇹 Italy - 11.50 cm - 4.5 inch 🇹🇼 Taiwan - 11.50 cm - 4.5 inch 🇶🇦 Qatar - 11.41 cm - 4.5 inch 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia - 11.40 cm - 4.5 inch 🇭🇳 Honduras - 11.40 cm - 4.5 inch 🇬🇷 Greece - 11.30 cm - 4.4 inch 🇮🇩 Indonesia - 11.07 cm - 4.4 inch 🇮🇷 Iran - 11.04 cm - 4.3 inch 🇹🇿 Tanzania - 11.02 cm - 4.3 inch 🇵🇰 Pakistan - 11.01 cm - 4.3 inch 🇰🇼 Kuwait - 10.85 cm - 4.3 inch 🇧🇩 Bangladesh - 10.80 cm - 4.3 inch 🇭🇰 Hong Kong - 10.75 cm - 4.2 inch 🇸🇬 Singapore - 10.75 cm - 4.2 inch 🇵🇭 Philippines - 10.65 cm - 4.2 inch 🇰🇷 South Korea - 10.50 cm - 4.1 inch 🇱🇰 Sri Lanka - 10.16 cm - 4.0 inch 🇻🇳 Vietnam - 10.15 cm - 4.0 inch 🇲🇲 Myanmar - 10.10 cm - 4.0 inch 🇳🇵 Nepal - 9.51 cm - 3.7 inch 🇰🇭 Cambodia - 8.91 cm - 3.5 inch 🇰🇵 North Korea - 8.60 cm - 3.4 inch 🇹🇭 Thailand - 8.43 cm - 3.3 inch

Taille moyenne du p€nis en érection par pays 🍌 Félicitations au top 10 🇸🇩 Sudan - 17.95 cm - 7.1 inch 🇨🇩 DR Congo - 17.93 cm - 7.1 inch 🇪🇨 Ecuador - 17.59 cm - 6.9 inch 🇬🇭 Ghana - 17.31 cm - 6.8 inch 🇳🇬 Nigeria - 17.00 cm - 6.7 inch…Voir plus

@idek436774346 🥰

@MikeAK38 your scamming @2alphagods pics

@MikeAK38 These are pics from @2alphagods

@_Not_Canadian @jared_shult 😂🤓 nice

@jared_shult This is more like it.

I deny all accusations of veganism

@janosaudryn8 @0liviajulianna This had me bust out laughing 😆♥️

@0liviajulianna Now I know where the new Ayatollah's leg went

I deny all accusations of veganism