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@Symply_rhoda1 not when he came out but when i delivered the placenta…. could do it 100 more times just for that sensation

When you give birth...Do you feel immediate relief like, you're not pregnant anymore ? Obviously you're probably not gonna feel back to normal but is there any type of relief ?

@sierraaaliyahh chubb most likely if haggerty won’t take it

Just realized I’ve been driving my Lamborghini on 0 insurance , apparently progressive sent an email saying they couldn’t insure the car and I didn’t see it What insurance am I supposed to use for this car?🥲🥲🥲🥲

HOLY SHIT THE STROKES????

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶 The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

@iWomansplainer i gifted a school photo of myself to my dad in like 2nd grade and he still has it to this day. i’m 27

I made this pencil holder out of polymer clay for my dad when I was, like, 9. He kept it all these years and just sent me this. Can anyone guess what it’s supposed to be?

chase telling jordan to stfu has me squealing. even my husband has tuned in #slomw

@JDVance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

guy in front of me was saving women’s pictures off of his facebook to his camera roll, one girl looked like she had bugs in her hair (unconfirmed), and everyone was so incredibly mean?? just attacking people for no reason. their crowds before this were so chill and fun 😭

fleshwater crowd at tla last night was… interesting

@omnialnchristo my child hears english from me, russian from husband, and armenian from in-laws. he just started using full sentences recently and i am struggling to understand him lol

So excited for my baby’s first sentence. I speak only Finnish to him while my husband speaks only Afrikaans, often simultaneously, all while speaking English to one another in front of him. I cannot comprehend how he is going to form a sentence, but trust the plan

@USTesla @souljagoyteller

@souljagoyteller Christians don’t cross dress and promote trans

Bad Bunny is both a Christian (Catholic) and an American (from Puerto Rico)

@ghostamanita fleshwater

EVERYBODY SAY YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FRONTED BANDS *WITHOUT* SAYING PARAMORE AND EVANESCENCE CHALLENGE GO!11!!1!!1!

HOLY SHIT GO BIRDS

GO FUCKING BIRDS 🦅

Think it probably bad for our brains to continuously see every bad thing happening on earth within minutes of it happening

gambling, watching a basketball game, your son is drowning a few feet away, and your dog is the one to discover him. JAIL.

the amount of matcha i’ve consumed in LA is wild

Inaccurate, Satan isn't a minor