Nate Gold

I wish people would appreciate me for more than just my dump truck ass.

Anxiety should be a sexual identity.

Earth Day out here making me think it’s trying to share naughty pics on Close Friends.

Jizzie McGuire ✌🏻

I think I may be in crisis, but also, like, lol.

Visiting my family and I can’t tell if my parents are yelling at each other in vicious anger or just having a regular conversation. And that’s the best way I can sum up being from Massachusetts.

I love that my anxiety makes me feel horrible for asking movers to move my stuff.

Unconvincingly screaming “I AM NOT A HOARDER” to myself, as I start the moving process.

The six words guaranteed to make me quiver: Let’s go to The Container Store

I will literally do whatever it takes to not pay for shipping. Whatever it takes, aside from going to the actual store.

Maybe it’s already happened, or maybe it’s just around the corner, but at some point in your adult life, you will find yourself at a party being preached to about the benefits of fiber.

Ok, but I might just end up wearing this outfit every day

Sorry if I seem like I’m in a bad mood. I’ve bitten same same spot in my cheek several times the past 24 hours and have now lost the will to live.

@MeaghanStrick You might not be wrong. Disorienting!

@nzgold I swear the sound levels are to blame

Spent the first half of therapy today talking about how I had trouble following Dune.

Meet me at PUBE.

Is it too late for me to start permanently speaking with an English accent without making it a whole thing?

Venmo is my favorite way to discover people are hanging out without me.

“You Sick” Box Theater?? In this climate?!?

“No one wants this.” -Every Chicagoan in response to the air and water show

Didn’t think this was news to anyone. TLC did a special on me in the mid 2000s.