Le Maître

The day he told me he had only 50k left in his account, I made sure I collected 42k from it. 40k for my hair, 2k for data. He was reluctant, but I told him he would survive. Men always do.

perfect example 🤣🤣

The reason Flavour spoke against Chike sleeping with Frank Edoho’s wife isn’t because he’s morally upright. He might just be jealous that Chike has been bagging more Igbo billionaire wedding gigs than him, and he probably wishes Chike gets cancelled 🤣

Kwesta - Spirit (feat. Wale)

It cost me ₦14,500 to fill my tank on the day Tinubu was inaugurated. Today it cost me ₦120,000+ to fill the same tank.

Abuja will humble you fast. One minute you’re feeling successful. Next minute someone younger than you pulls up in a 2025 Range Rover at a random cafe in Wuse 2.

Real Madrid actually have a game today and if you think i’m going to waste my evening watching a bunch of useless overpaid divas pretend to play football then you are absolutely right

send her this video.🍽️