The Whitest Hispanic

After the honeymoon I think it’s time for some more ink. Haven’t gotten a new tattoo in years. Time to start brainstorming some ideas

LFG! So hyped for this right now. BRB going to make some popcorn😎

1 down 2 to go and vibing out while doing it😎

How I end each match with my friend who drinks, and I had to listen to him complain about the game and they went negative. Meanwhile I carried...

I love when my bosses give me shit about my boots being dirty, from concrete or paint… Sorry boss 🤷🏼‍♂️ I’m just out here doing my job and yours. My boots being dirty lets everyone else know I actually work around here😏

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You know, I never claim to be a smart man but at least I’m not dumb enough to do the folllowing; 1) Vote for Trump🥴 2) Believe the Earth is flat 3) Be a “Sovereign citizen” 4) Be an anti-vaxxer And for that, I’m pretty proud of myself 😂😂😂

@Alucard_x99 Hate that for you brother. Hopefully, you get some relief soon

Nothing beats having terrible anxiety, going to bed and having a DREAM that gives you terrible anxiety IN THE DREAM, so you then wake up with even more, say it with me, TERRIBLE ANXIETY 🙃

I wish I had to confidence to stand in a crowded room and hold a mini photo shoot... oh, wait, no I don't lol

My boss to me yesterday, "feel free to call me if you need anything I don't have anything going on"... Meanwhile he's at the beach😒 If something had happened, what were gonna do from the beach? You stupid shit....

Services for rednecks are my absolute favorite. These mfers will literally just throw on clothes they would go fishing in and be like “this feels right. This is how you should dress for a funeral”. 🥴🥴🥴

I absolutely love that my team, likes and respects me WAY more than my boss... That's alright bitch keep running your mouth. You aren't ready for the bomb about to drop on you and "upper management"

Just got our tickets to #MegaCon 😏 Can’t wait to attend with my favorite nerd 🤓

That moment when your man child of a GM says something slick, and rather than destroy his WHOLE world you smile and wave

Not a piece of shit 🧊 agent, just a blue collar worker😎 #fuckice

It doesn’t matter how simple the instructions are or how easy the process is, someone, someway will ALWAYS fuck things up because they think they know better

Managers be like, “Oh, we noticed you’re clocking in early and we need you to stop that”, yeah so I can make sure we all get started on time instead of dragging ass but thank you for bringing it to my attention. I’ll cut that shit out going forward.

The Puerto Rican side of my family loves sending me shit in Spanish. I just keep reminding myself, they're old and forgetful🥴

Imagine living in a small community and thinking its acceptable to play music and be loud in the middle of the courtyard after midnight... wild

On this day the last Christmas gift was found🤣🤣🤣