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You assume everybody here is that knowledgeable. We have seen people here with big followers just posting NYSC pics. With Nigerians don't always assume.

@UnkleAyo 9. That is the zaddy

What's the best male physique? For me, it is 7 always. No questions asked.

@mikeoriv Women do that effortlessly without realising it. They shift the love from their husband to their kids and most times that is why the marriage starts dwindling

I lost my spark, and my wife suffered for it. I took all my love and attention and poured it into my son, leaving my wife behind. I became an excellent father but a woeful husband. After a while, she said, I can’t find the man I married anymore.I told her I didn’t know what it would take for me to heal. I told her that if she could wait, I’d appreciate it and if she couldn’t, I would understand. She said she couldn’t So we shook hands and parted as friends. - Jim Iyke

Paga has a website and the CEO is very active on this app. No I don't work with paga and we are not a fintech company either

@Babajiide For those asking the name of the company. I won't talk cos we don't have a website and the CEO likes it that way. and the company product was dragged across this country some few weeks ago 😂

@Babajiide I can bet you my current company is better than all listed. How ? Fresly cooked breakfast and launch daily Hybrid work 13th months pay Appraisal bonus Profit share Yearly salary increase Year 5 of work . Own your MacBook, You collect 1 yr salary as Long service Ward

Lmao 🤣 there so many companies on this list with terrible work place culture.

@adeogunyale I joined the company in 2020. Only 8 staff have left the company. Of which 1. husband and wife they japa-ed 2. Husband and wife. They founded their own company and left For a tech company I think that tells alot

but a company can provide all of these perks and still have a terrible work culture. great perks does not imply great work culture.

@itzchristunique Report them to @fccpcnigeria . As long as your neighbour has the receipt and the guarantee card. Trust me they will replace it

My neighbour bought a 50 inch smart television for ₦550,000 from a store. It had a guarantee and assurance too.. 8 months later, it stopped working without signs.. Then he too it back to where he got it but they told him there's nothing they can do.. He even showed then the 1 year guarantee if anything happens,, but they insist they cannot do anything for him. They told him they didn't produce it and it has been over 7 months since he bought it.... Who do you think will win this case? cause he's planning on arresting them If you're my neighbour,will you let go? He has left already 😢..

@abdool_moh We bought MacBook(M4) from US . Within 3 months it's packed up. We had to spend money to send it back to the US.

I tried importing iPhones to Nigeria from Europe. The prices made me consider importing the phones from Nigeria to Europe rather. Are we even buying original iPhones in Nigeria? 😭

I know. Failure is part of life . There is no need to skip that part

@McFlybowy I like how you skipped that other North London club . Lol

Antonio Conte is the league title winning cheat code. He’s the Coman of coaches. Juventus were finished after Calciopoli, he came in and immediately won Serie A unbeaten, in his first season at the club, also the first time a team has won unbeaten in Seria A. Inter hadn’t won the league in over a decade, he arrived and delivered the title. Chelsea finished 10th, Conte came and won the Premier League in his first season with 30 wins. Now he’s done it again with Napoli. Since 2011-12, the only team he’s not won League title well we know you can’t. It’s Tottenham. One thing about Conte, just give him a strong spine, runners and players willing to suffer physically for his system and he will turn you into a machine. His league consistency is really crazy because over 38 games his teams are usually the most disciplined, intense and mentally prepared. People talk a lot about Pep’s positional football or Klopp’s pressing, but Conte’s automatisms are crazy too. The movements, wing back patterns, defensive structure, transitions, everything is drilled into the players. That’s why his teams start looking unbeatable once everything clicks, he went 13 winning game run with Chelsea. Cup competitions may not always favour him, he has more league titles than Domestic cup win, only played one European final before, but in league football where consistency, structure and mentality matter the most, Conte is one of the greatest ever. Over a full season, very few coaches in football history guarantee transformation quicker than Antonio Conte. Next Seria A team that needs title is already calling. I predict either of Juventus or AC Milan will come knocking.

@infodexx Somebody is quoting Wikipedia and you are all commenting.

🇳🇬 Countries with the most Nigerians: 1. 🇺🇸 United States: 476,000 2. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom: 271,000 3. 🇨🇦 Canada: 115,000 4. 🇮🇹 Italy: 110,000 5. 🇩🇪 Germany: 85,000 6. 🇿🇦 South Africa: 40,000 7. 🇮🇪 Ireland: 25,000 8. 🇦🇪 UAE: 22,000 9. 🇲🇾 Malaysia: 20,000 10. 🇦🇺 Australia: 15,000 Note: Based on recent census data for citizens, foreign-born residents, and first-generation descendants. Excluding Nigeria. Source: Wikipedia

@ridwan_on_x My former boss went from Director of operations (MEA) sits in Bangalore to General manager sits in Dubai .

Lmao! Jane street? Downfall?

@AndyjnrUmaru 2002 till date is how many years again ?

Who can honestly say that they have the same phone number for the past 10 years??

@itzchristunique What works for me. Anytime you give me price of anything. First I bring out my phone then open a browser and type item+ Jiji. The item will show and their prices. If whatever you are offering me has 10-20% added to it. I will just jump and pass

Our regular plumber guy came to fix our kitchen sink two days ago He told me the matte black mixer tap is ₦80,000 After everything, I went to the kitchen, saw everything and started doubting the price. Today when I went out, I branched at a plumber store to price the same mixer tap, Guess how much I saw it at?? ₦25,000.. This guy had the mind to add additional ₦55,000 ... This has been the only plumber guy we always call for over 2 years now.. My head has been spinning since because how can you add over ₦50,000..? And to think that we trusted him, that's not the work manship too.. Am thinking of calling him and confronting him.. I am currently boiling... Wondering why ????? What will you do if it was you????

It would have been better if you spelt it out that way. I agree with otedola. But Elumelu. Nayyyyyyy

@Officially_Kriz Did you just say Elumelu is Asset light ? Lol

1. Dangote + Rabiu = Asset heavy, Cash light 2. Otedola + Elumelu = Cash heavy, Asset light Which billionaire set would you rather be ?😁

Same Liverpool won the league with 84 points last year. So ?

@SolaTheAnalyst It's the more reason everyone should hustle their hustle. Buried my dad in 2019. First son (Me) Nigeria brought 2M Second son ( UK) brought 400k Third son (US) brought 1.5M Daughter (Nigeria) brought 0 Nobody accused anyone from abroad for bringing less. We bury popsy in peace

“What is Sola doing in Canada that he cannot send 5 million naira?” Those were the exact words from a relative to my father during the planning of my grandfather’s burial. I had sent ₦300,000 the week before. When my father told me, I sat in my Toronto apartment staring at my bank statement. Rent due. Bills due. Groceries low. Savings needed saving😭 That is the part of japa life nobody talks about. I no go lie. Some diaspora folks are genuinely stingy. We all know one or two. But most of us dey empty ourselves quietly to keep up. Some people back home don’t know what life out here actually costs. Black tax is the biggest elephant in our family WhatsApp group. Nobody is brave enough to point at it. My people abroad and back home, what is the one thing about black tax we need to start saying out loud?

@AtyAdejo @systems_boi He is not.

@systems_boi @oakcha Was Peter Odili not an Ikwerre? I always assumed those Etches, Ndonis etc were no different from Ikwerres

Ikwerre land has always been the economic hub of the state right from when it was created but they never produced a governor until 2007. So that alone defeats the argument of being the political hub of the state. In terms of population. Non indigenes make up a larger population