goatmar

im having a mentality challenged episode

What if I don’t want the world to be my oyster? What if I want it to be my lobster tail? Or crab legs?

I think I broke my left pinky toe

I’m going to tear my acl in honor of mahomes

I fucking hate the broncos

You gotta stay gaming brah. Don’t focus on no girls just stay gaming.

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Fantasy team like Obama care. Everyone eats

Some guy at work had his email as “spideybegoonin34” this man was 70 years of age. Made my day

Can’t be 21 22 23 with a receded hairline. Can’t.

I need to move to Iowa or some place where you can get the full experience of each season. Fall looks all orange and brown with the leafs , it snows during the Christmas time because I’m for sure not getting that in bitchass “Sacramento” just heat and rain .

Pip and Crouton look like absolute chillers. But who should I get?

Jokes on you I don’t know how to swim

Fucking disgusting

We should print 1 single bill worth 315 Trillion dollars and then use it to get out of debt

Future>Edgar Allen Poe

cam skattebo is going to new england

Also when they touch a button and lift their hand up fast, they look stupid as shit. If they didn’t touch all those little buttons, the music would play the exact same

DJs are such frauds. They do jack shit. I can switch around songs on spotify too

“you must be the rizzler wearin a nike tech & uptempos if you think we fuckin” me: