blane ?

pov: we needed more flowers and vodka

My white grandmother looks just like the new Japanese prime minister

The 6 college kids that live in front of me are moving in 2 months… I just know it’s going to be a horrible family moving in <\3

@ilovehorsess44 We gotta check in on the special exhibits 💯

@oatmilk0 Fly me out #yes

@messygirI Must be a US citizen sorry bro 💯

@throwanitback I use a local place (owned by progressive) but I’ve only ever had my insurance go down since I’ve been with this place for 8 years. Local spots kinda rock.

usaa pissed me off again please recommend car insurance to me

I’m out $100 maannnnnnn

I’ve only got 2-3 hours of work at this casino this morning so I might as well join the rest of the degenerates on the slots at 9am

@sapphirecyan333 Nah totally it was definitely more thought provoking and kind a few decades ago. Now it’s that, along with people wanting to know your “reasoning” for said tats to see if they align with you and if not they’re dorky or uncool lol.

@oatmilk0 There was a time in history when it was a progressive/thoughtful thing to ask because prior to that tattoos were mostly condemned but after you get asked by people you don’t know at all a couple times it gets old too quick and it’s all too common, often paired w ulterior motive

Guy who is desperately trying to make you think he respects you and isn’t just interested in your body: what do your tattoos mean?

@kaayhay_ Wait omg I’ve been wanting to do this… is it worth it?? Or is this just a replacement for the meantime

i got a flip phone

@messygirI Alright buddy.

@oatmilk0 I have

You guys have never been thrown into a wooden fence by one of these pissed off fuckers followed by shocking the shit of them for it and it shows

@deardochas @mxriyum I preordered months ago so I think it technically dropped today or very recently!

@oatmilk0 @mxriyum Omg i didn't know it was out, she is the best

@mxriyum my goat fr 💯

@amerpipedream Where did you order from?? Looking for a monocular already 👆🏻

Just ordered a PVS-14 for an upcoming giveaway. It will be legendary.

There is no better person to make a meal from or bring to a gathering… recipes are TOP tier

@sapphirecyan333 Just a couple looks

@oatmilk0 It’s fine to do that

I just don’t get how some people makeout and don’t want to open your eyes for a peak even a little bit??

@lightpathseven You’re safe big dawg

@oatmilk0 Chill on me

Can’t take white girls seriously at all when they’re a little too into getting really tan