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Guys, let me tell you about my landlady, like, sit down first, because this thing has layers. Her children want her to remarry. She's 75 years old now, widow, the most peaceful, settled person you'd ever meet. But this woman's life is a real movie material. So back then, she was fifteen. Fifteen! She's from a strict Nigerian Christian house, you know how courtship used to go, her mother collected names of men interested in her, multiple names o, and carried the list round to different pastors like she's submitting a form. 1/5

@obaleke_ Then why you dey laugh

Gone are the days when I used to think "touch your toe" was just a punishment 😑

@jon_d_doe Do you think I get monetise with this in 3 months, this is just 2wks

Another 3m impressions today. The algorithm has finally showed me my worth. Even if I do not post anything tomorrow, I'll still get atesst 1m impressions. I don't have up to 500k followers. I don't have money and I am not known. And I am highly controversial. End.

@jon_d_doe Consistency is paying but it's difficult, I'm learning from the best (Àgbà) but my fingers are on fire.. Thank you inspiring me to do more

@specia_boi Hiiiii

@obaleke_ Hello

5m impression is tough 😑

@KoliOkem @jon_d_doe Wetin I get wey I wan drop... 😂😂

@obaleke_ @jon_d_doe You no join 😂😂😂

Yahoo boys, prostitutes, and criminal politicians are paying tithes. And you think that God is blessing them and your pastors? 🤡🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 End.

@jon_d_doe It's a big church ooo...

@jon_d_doe Àgbà is just shaking tables, in my church there's even millionaire clubs, they said we should join with fate and drop what we have😂😂

@bangtanlay13 Na you know wetin you dey talk about 😂😂

@obaleke_ Corrupt mind

Exactly, same thing happened when I was in 100lvl, the financial secretary of the excos embezzled more than a million and they didn't do anything till date but when it comes to students paying annual due they will tie it to assignments or project telling lecturers not to collect it from us if we don't pay, meanwhile same Money won't be accounted for. It sucks for😑

They will graduate,join APC & achieve everything through rigging.

@Vibewith_Maya Lol, sweet girl privilege right??? I pity you sha😂😂

Na sugar daddy wey dey impotent, I dey find like this. Make I just dey rub him belle make him dey wire my aza.🤲🏾

@ANwenenda Above all, don't generalise the word "you don't engage your mutuals" cos I'm sure not everybody can do that. If you look closely there are some of your mutuals you don't engage too, you'll just have to do what you can and move on.

The algorithm works according to your kind of post or niech , for example if your post is all about follow for follow, mutual gaining etc . The algorithm will push it to those people who love to engage with such kind of post . Which you know not everybody engage in such kind of post , not all your mutual engage in such .

@Gwen164189 People who are in love...

Two people you can't advise in this world??

@Chuqu_Mah @findyoumf Bro 💯❣️💯😉🔥🔥🔥

@findyoumf Nzaza

what’s one song you never skip?

@findyoumf Nzaza by Ololademi Asake Mr Money with the Vibes ❣️

@_iamhabeeb Play me any album from Ololademi Asake Mr Money with the Vibes ❣️❣️

Midnight scrolling + music combo >>>>

@MrWallery I still dey look for it badly

So you don sleep, eeh rich kid, I trust my fellow poor man pikin, dem no fit sleep yet, dem still dey look for 5 million impressions.

@MrWallery I never sleep ooo

One thing is you can't engage all your mutuals, you can only engage as much as you see on your timeline.. Sometimes, algorithm is fucking with us and you'll think people are the ones not engaging, people hardly see my post and that got better a bit when I got Blue tick and you know blue tick sef has level so it is what it is

@obaleke_ Remove your mind and engage with other creators

@Story247 Good night

My mutuals I haven't been actively engaging recently coz of my schedule. I will be active from tomorrow. Stay safe my people 🙏 ❤

@jon_d_doe This table is already burning Àgbà 🔥

Believe in God, and not in a religion. Religion is a scam. End.

@Wizarab10 Modafuking b@st@rd 😂😂😂

You want to be paid for visiting your boyfriend. Are you not ashamed. Just go ahead and ask. You are not different. You are just looking for plausible deniability so you can claim you've never 'billed' him. Did you give him money the times he visited you?