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@obamas_alizard

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.@obamas_alizard·17 Nis

⚡ Daniels greatest hits of 2017 by @obamas_alizard twitter.com/i/moments/8528…

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.@obamas_alizard·3 Ara

@ethanmead4ever Very confused at first why my sandwich artist was asking about my hot take

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Ethan@ethanmead4ever·2 Ara

subway take guy: sooooo what’s your take me (I had a very cogent statement to make about the Middle East but accidentally sat on my balls when we got on the train): my nuts hurt him: 100% agree

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.@obamas_alizard·20 Kas

@Radstads He doesn’t need swag or drip he’s just a chill guy

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Radstads@Radstads·20 Kas

I hate this stupid fucking creature on the left so god damned much man. No swag, no drip, no aura. Just a lifeless husk that’s directly antithetical to snoopy. You will never be him.

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.@obamas_alizard·5 Kas

@gAnon3force When I worked at Chick-fil-A we did use them in the drive thru since the person in the window was different from the drink maker. I remember all buttons pressed meant root beer

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Oompa Lumpenprole@gAnon3force·5 Kas

If you gave it a decoding scheme, you could have 16 different items represented rather than the 4-6 you can represent with this scheme. Underutilized really nails it on the head.

Horned Sphere@Horned_Sphere

It’s sad how underutilized the buttons on plastic lids are, I feel bad for whoever invented them

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.@obamas_alizard·2 Kas

@adamwren Not that he could be cited any violations anyway since I’m doubtful he’s in commerce. He could claim no CDL is required if he’s driving it for personal use

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.@obamas_alizard·2 Kas

@adamwren There might MIGHT be an exemption in the FMCRS section 383 or 390 about this it may not be applicable

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Adam Wren@adamwren·1 Kas

I’ve reached out to a spox to see whether Todd has a Class B commercial drivers' license.

Adam Wren@adamwren

The Indiana attorney general drove a garbage truck to the polls today.

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.@obamas_alizard·1 Kas

The “I hate gay Halloween” posts are just rawr XD so random jokes

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.@obamas_alizard·31 Eki

A year ago all I heard was talk about diesel prices but uhh diesel prices are low and going lower so it’s not really an issue. The main issue is finding quality drivers

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.@obamas_alizard·31 Eki

Not relevant to the discussion, but in the past 6 months I’ve yet to hear a motor carrier say that they can’t afford diesel rn

JD Vance@JDVance

A mother mourning her son who died of a fentanyl overdose is not garbage. A truck driver who can't afford rising diesel prices is not garbage. A father who wants to afford groceries is not garbage. Kamala Harris and Joe Biden ought to be ashamed of themselves.

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.@obamas_alizard·31 Eki

@IndyBikeLanes Omg look @ReneeWanke your bike has been photographed!!

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.@obamas_alizard·30 Eki

@IndyMayorJoe @LucasOilStadium Okay I guess

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Mayor Joe Hogsett@IndyMayorJoe·30 Eki

In honor of the upcoming three nights of Taylor Swift's #ErasTour at @LucasOilStadium and the expected nine-figure economic impact it will bring to our city, I'm pleased to proclaim the first weekend of November, 2024 as 'Taylor Swift Weekend' in the City of Indianapolis.

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cres@lesbtones·28 Eki

Ken ★@clipperken_

>open youtube tutorial > indian accent

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.@obamas_alizard·28 Eki

(He’s actually very sweet and only looks mad cause he’s chewing)

Janel Comeau 🍁@VeryBadLlama

imagine you wake up every day in room-sized bed. you are gently lifted from the covers and dressed in warmest sweaters each morning. your favourite foods are brought to you. you have no bills, no job, no responsibilities. but you are a chihuahua, so you are blind with rage.

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.@obamas_alizard·27 Eki

This is me and I give you 2-4 mushrooms!