Matt Powell

Going to open a gastropub selling 1970s food and call it The Kitsch Inn.

Using ChatGPT to answer random questions again…

BREAKING: Trump welcomes Emperor Palpatine to his “Board of Peace”

“Yesterday Elon Musk called me a retarded twat on X. He’ll have to join a very, very long queue of people to call me a retarded twat, with four teenage sons at the front. But thanks for the publicity” Michael O’Leary

“Our imagination is a battlefield. It is there that we experience our victories and our defeats.” Murakami

Meanwhile, on Pointless: ‘1941 Star of Citizen Kane, initials OW’ ‘Oprah Winfrey?’

‘The more you rescue them, the more they sink’ Mel Robbins

Almost 1 in 10 goods returned for a refund in the US is a fake. Happy Returns uses an algorithm to flag which are most likely to be fakes. happyreturns.com

I have an unreasonably strong dislike of anyone featuring a photo of themselves publicly speaking in their profile header. Worse if they’re gesticulating.

Never been a better moment for posting this: youtu.be/pOPgNIyRBD0?si…

Invented a new word I think. ‘Leavealoneable’ Person 1: What mood are you in today? Person 2: I’m feeling leavealoneable

When someone says ‘Hey I’ve put that document in the folder on Sharepoint’ as if there isn’t an infinite number of folders on Sharepoint.

“I like George Lucas. He does what he loves, and I do what I love. The difference is that when he does what he loves it makes hundreds of billions of dollars” David Lynch

“Good morning. Your payment has been declined”

Day 2 of cleaning up after humans

Sticker seen on a Gen Z laptop: ‘MILF! Man, I love folklore’

"We run a bank with more than 4 million customers with just 8 people in our infrastructure and reliability team" Monzo

£15.99 seems a small price for this sort of non-verbal communication hortus.dev/products/socia…

My Airpods watching my Playstation controller connect instantly every time.

Gonna to start a podcast called ‘Sandwich Stories’ where people tell me the most memorable sandwich they ever had. Don’t ask me why, just think it would be more emotional than it sounds.