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Matt Powell

Matt Powell

@observatron

Reformed procrastinator

Bath, England Katılım Nisan 2008
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Going to open a gastropub selling 1970s food and call it The Kitsch Inn.
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Using ChatGPT to answer random questions again…
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Sal the Agorist
Sal the Agorist@SallyMayweather·
BREAKING: Trump welcomes Emperor Palpatine to his “Board of Peace”
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“Yesterday Elon Musk called me a retarded twat on X. He’ll have to join a very, very long queue of people to call me a retarded twat, with four teenage sons at the front. But thanks for the publicity” Michael O’Leary
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“Our imagination is a battlefield. It is there that we experience our victories and our defeats.” Murakami
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Meanwhile, on Pointless: ‘1941 Star of Citizen Kane, initials OW’ ‘Oprah Winfrey?’
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‘The more you rescue them, the more they sink’ Mel Robbins
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Almost 1 in 10 goods returned for a refund in the US is a fake. Happy Returns uses an algorithm to flag which are most likely to be fakes. happyreturns.com
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I have an unreasonably strong dislike of anyone featuring a photo of themselves publicly speaking in their profile header. Worse if they’re gesticulating.
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Invented a new word I think. ‘Leavealoneable’ Person 1: What mood are you in today? Person 2: I’m feeling leavealoneable
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When someone says ‘Hey I’ve put that document in the folder on Sharepoint’ as if there isn’t an infinite number of folders on Sharepoint.
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“I like George Lucas. He does what he loves, and I do what I love. The difference is that when he does what he loves it makes hundreds of billions of dollars” David Lynch
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dennis hegstad@dennishegstad·
“Good morning. Your payment has been declined”
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Day 2 of cleaning up after humans
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Sticker seen on a Gen Z laptop: ‘MILF! Man, I love folklore’
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"We run a bank with more than 4 million customers with just 8 people in our infrastructure and reliability team" Monzo
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My Airpods watching my Playstation controller connect instantly every time.
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Gonna to start a podcast called ‘Sandwich Stories’ where people tell me the most memorable sandwich they ever had. Don’t ask me why, just think it would be more emotional than it sounds.
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