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@anon_opin Not sure why no one has ever thought of this before 🤯

Whatever you think you would spend on a night down the pub, try, just once, spending the same amount on a single bottle of claret to drink with your dinner at home. It will blow your mind how good that wine is.

@Danny_McMoomins HALLOWEEN15

Guessed a discount code earlier and saved £15.

@UKLabour No... I don't drink

This is a Budget with cheaper pints. #Budget2024

@obaithibutu @MemeCreamBig @hashjenni

@MemeCreamBig @hashjenni Once every week is acceptable among normal people. England once every two weeks is considered extreme

The health benefit is that you dont smell like shit, hope this helps!!

@anon_opin Big 16th century fan myself

There will never be a better century than the 20th century. Started it with horses and carriages ended it with mobile phones. Then there's the art, the music, the fashion, top tier century.

People who try to block changes to our streets, such as bus lanes or cycle routes, should be required to explain what their solution is. It's all very well to object to change, but the problem it's trying to solve still exists. What's YOUR big idea?

The episode titled "The Freak Book" on Curb Your Enthusiasm is, without question, the greatest single episode of comedy ever written.

@Danny_McMoomins VAR is one of the kids watching footage from the Ring doorbell

I like to think Michael Oliver walks about his house in his full kit, reffing his family while they go about their daily routine. Booking the wife for burning his toast. That sort of thing.

@anon_opin There is no shark in Jaws a bit like There is no i in team otherwise it would be Jasharkws

There is no shark in Jaws. It is a parable about alcoholism. Every death bar one is someone who has been drinking and even the shark dies with a bottle in it's mouth.

@anon_opin yep

Blokes posing for pics smoking big fat cigars are invariably cunts of the highest order.

@Danny_McMoomins STRANGE this news came out the day AFTER big Geoff Capes popped his clogs! COINCIDENCE? 🫣😱💀

Big day for Karen Facebook KC

@rustyrockets The love of God is the biggest grift of all

The love of God is possibly the most important thing in the world.

@anon_opin It's terrible, we should really raze hell about this!

How can raising and razing mean opposite things? We need a new word for knocking shit down.

@Danny_McMoomins former former One Direction member

Fucking HELL

@anon_opin appropriate clothing

I regularly play tennis. It really annoys me the attire some people play in. I've seen people play in jeans, office wear, women wearing random dresses. Is it too much to ask to take appropriate clothing with you, for the sport you are playing?

@bbclaurak I wouldn't worry Laura, you've done much more embarrassing things before and never even batted an eyelid.

While prepping to interview Boris Johnson tomorrow,  by mistake I sent our briefing notes to him in a message meant for my team. That obviously means it’s not right for the interview to go ahead. It’s very frustrating, and there’s no point pretending it’s anything other than embarrassing and disappointing, as there are plenty of important questions to be asked. But red faces aside, honesty is the best policy. See you on Sunday.

@Evershite Mr Kipling's Bramley More Apple Pies , now with even more apples and the apples are blue

The Boo Camp, sponsored by Bargain Boooooooooooooooze

@Danny_McMoomins @FabrizioRomano Goal Palmer would be a great name for a keeper, I wonder if he's ever thought of changing positions and his name

@FabrizioRomano I made up a nickname for him. I call him 'Cold' Palmer on account of his icy cool finishing.

🔵⭐️ OFFICIAL: Cole Palmer wins the award as Premier League Young Player of the Year. 🧊 Chelsea star has scored 22 goals and provided 10 assists in Premier League this season.

@anon_opin lol

This obsession with drinking water at work has become a pandemic. 10 years ago you just used to have a nice cuppa in the kitchen every hour. Now you can't move for people chugging from 3 litre bottles of water that they carry everywhere. They're like fucking camels.