@occupymarte

ahhhh i got my old account back!! i’m so happy. moving to @occupymarte 👏🏼✨

@ET_Exists @SpaceX source?

When you find out the @SpaceX Crew Dragon Demo-2 is launching in April...🚀🚀🚀🥰🥰🥰👍👍👍

@thirdrowtesla no joke but like this is actually something that scares me pretty bad: dealing with vandals. i don’t own a tesla yet, but /i know/ that i‘m going to face this kind of troubles. already happens with “my” current car (tho i can’t see their ugly asses caught on camera)

find him

@BocachicaMaria1 @elonmusk @AlexBalderas118 @JohnRand0061 @LabPadre @rdstrick777 @GrumpyOldShaman @AUricle i spy a lot of trucks there. now replace them with dozens of cybertrucks and it’s going to look siiiick with the starship in the background

Here's another drive by. BCM @elonmusk I hope you get close to your March 16th target. I'll be following. @AlexBalderas118 @JohnRand0061 @LabPadre @rdstrick777 @GrumpyOldShaman @AUricle

@Kristennetten @thirdrowtesla i know that guy

@thirdrowtesla Person: Who did you invest in? Me: Just a guy who makes fuel & launches 🚀 his rockets. His public company Tesla. The cars are driving themselves. Stock just reflects this. 📈

one day later $780 is no longer impressive

Hahahahahaha

@LucySneakers @DOfaquarius i’m feeling judged

We’ve got a close eye on the hooman tonight 👀

@RDAnglePhoto @SpaceX @elonmusk @Teslarati @elonmusk any news/updates on what happened to the crush core? looks like the engine turned off a little too soon — hence the hard-ish landing

A few close ups of the #SpaceX #Falcon9 as it returned to Port Canaveral yesterday morning. At least rainy weather can't stop it from coming back!

@RenataKonkoly @elonmusk @justpaulinelol @reto_siegrist @flcnhvy @thirdrowtesla apparently he’s not our dancing puppet #shame

@elonmusk @justpaulinelol @reto_siegrist @flcnhvy @thirdrowtesla Will you dance? 😁

@thirdrowtesla @elonmusk nice

Today Tesla passed PayPal in market capitalization, making it the most valuable company @elonmusk built. (in terms of market value)

@thesheetztweetz oops 🤣

Boeing officials told the GAO that refurbishing the Starliner capsule from December's uncrewed flight test will take 4 months.

NASA officials say SpaceX will complete construction of the Crew Dragon capsule for its first operational mission "3 months earlier than originally planned," according to the GAO, citing manufacturing efficiencies and SpaceX modifying facilities and bringing in more resources.

@PattyCastiello c’è chi ha sputato un polmone ridendo e chi mente. (siamo tutti delle cattive persone btw 🧐)

BARBARA ALBERTI HA SBATTUTO CONTRO IL VETRO ⚰️⚰️⚰️ #GFVIP

PSA: I'm aware that some of my memes can shock or surprise. 1⃣: My memes are not the problem! You are.🤩 2⃣: Until we decide in a council to change that, my memes are infallible.🛡️ 3⃣: Thank you all for putting up with me. Love y'all❤️ PS Most of my memes are my own creation.

@Kristennetten @thirdrowtesla @flcnhvy @elonmusk @Sofiaan @mayemusk sounds perfect, they can fit in the costume 🧐

@occupymarte @thirdrowtesla @flcnhvy @elonmusk @Sofiaan @mayemusk I could go as a long arse Chinese dragon 🐉 — totally unsuspecting

Tesla shares soar on news that @flcnhvy will be attending @elonmusk’s AI party; and that I will be sneaking in through the window

@Kristennetten @thirdrowtesla @flcnhvy @elonmusk @Sofiaan @mayemusk ok so you and viv won’t need to sneak in. just the boys

@occupymarte @thirdrowtesla @flcnhvy @elonmusk @Sofiaan @mayemusk Maye liked my idea of helping her 😙

@dw21122112 @SmileSimplify @TheOwenMyers @TomFulop ohhhh ok that’s amazing. a closeup of my biggest nightmare is definitely what i needed

This is how to deal with spiders😏

@lapinella si ma dio, corona* virus 🤦‍♀️ perché riuscite a scriverlo sempre sbagliato nei trend?!

Complimenti ai nostri medici dello #Spallanzani che sono riusciti ad isolare il #coronarivirus 💪👏👏 #orgoglioitaliano

@elonmusk @TheReal_Psyche anyways i’m starving to get updates on B1051 jeez is he fine? what about his legs?! the engines look fine right?!

@TheReal_Psyche Sorry!

@elonmusk @TheReal_Psyche replace jeff* with shakira i’m too lazy to open photoshop rn