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@aparachick Heard that too. Father/son combo. Son crashed, father still flying.

Man I miss Old Balance.

@unlockie Reading Cinemas $10 every day.

Why are movie cinemas still a thing costs $25+ to watch a single movie

@SomeFatBastard Ok

One of the funniest things I've ever said out loud was when I tried to tell my co-workers that I was going to do "Sexy crimes" & forgot to say the ee sound in sexy.

@SomeFatBastard This mfer leaks DMs

@SomeFatBastard when

Me, in bed sick with a cold, been bedridden for days. Just been fired from my long time job. Feeling all around pretty crappy. Every 30 minutes I hear the How I Met Your Mother theme song cause that's all my housemate has been watching this entire time. I'm going to kill myself

@SomeFatBastard ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

@odaptiv technically was let go about a month ago. But likewise, he is a wonderful man who was all of our manager for about two years at SM. He oversaw most of the major money making channels at the company. Beyond that he's a talented editor & events coordinator.

After 6 years & an interstate move, I've been laid off from Slazo Media (SM) along with 3 others. I'd like to try to give them a bit of a boost. If you're looking for a #Melbourne based #videoeditor, I implore you consider these guys. They're all talented, smart & GOOD. 🧵

@SomeFatBastard Soc

@odaptiv cool dog. can it do any tricks?

@unlockie Bad take

There's no way people actually enjoy eating mushrooms This has got to be an elaborate prank

Australia fell off.

@notLockie @_danAU @SomeFatBastard Flip.

@_danAU @SomeFatBastard shit

this is what i look like when im thinking about some real shit

@notLockie @SomeFatBastard False. It's a flip.

@SomeFatBastard ⚠️ This tweet is from a samsung fold user ⚠️

@SomeFatBastard Ok.

@odaptiv 27 November 2036, David Ambrus dies. 27 November 2036, David Ambrus dies. 27 November 2036, David Ambrus dies. 27 November 2036, David Ambrus dies. 27 November 2036, David Ambrus dies. 27 November 2036, David Ambrus dies. 27 November 2036, David Ambrus dies. 27 November 2036, Dav

I truly, sincerely hope that whoever is responsible for discovering coffee died a slow, agonizing & completely avoidable death.

@unlockie Why this photo from the early 90's?

moved to melbourne 3 years ago today, that's fucked

@ramejy2 @unlockie Quit living in the past sauce.

Just found out you can't keep food frozen forever, day ruined

@notLockie @XycronVA @slazo Correct.

@odaptiv @XycronVA @slazo dave you use twitter like twice a year

I just recorded for r/badtattoos and I saw my own photo in there and now I think I deserve a raise for this bullying @slazo @notLockie

@unlockie Ash Ketchum

Has anyone looked at a Peugeot and thought "I want one of those"