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𓉡_the_orchard_🍉
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@oddkoffee
liquids do not break the fast. the worst part of hell is not the flames, it’s the hopelessness. kill your ego and then your landlord. dogs and horses like me.
Katılım Haziran 2020
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@Vermintyfresh @gaylittlepiglet real ones know the real ones only get better. women are like a weird cheese. this is a compliment.
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@WALASIA not me. i love this soooooooooo much i’m a big fan of how everything is actually and i super trust our government. can’t stress enough how i’m just a real big fan of all of this.
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BITCH I fucking HATE capitalism
Alan MacLeod@AlanRMacLeod
Stories like this only occur in a failed society.
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Seven needs a shower so of course the paper thin walled neighbors are also listenin to the seminal 1999 nu-metal classic Significant Other
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@sailormorticia ‘so the think is, mum, he’s a squonk. his name is jimothy.’
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@phosphor_glow pleasure to meet you, anthony cheeseburger. it is i, raymond nuggets.
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Anthony Cheeseburger
Luminiferous Neither/XOR(wellian)@orwellian
Roland Kippers ….. incredible
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@qnorapname_ @POOTIE____ i can’t get to you but if it’s possible i would love one of those tapes big dawg
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32 when i finally met someone willing to test me for it instead of just throwing every antidepressant on the market at me btw
Fav ⛧@Favwontmiss
Turns out that if you do well in school and are at least moderately attractive, they just let you raw dog ADHD and autism until your thirties.
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@collectdust there’s a reason i call the grundle the rocky road
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we can all agree that if one were to think of oral sex while watching someone eat an ice cream cone, it's not dick they're lickin on, right?
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this is probably for no one but if you grew up with Return of the Monster Trucks on VHS, here it is on youtube
youtu.be/baer_WwmA60?is…
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨@phosphor_glow
@bwill38 @TittySommelier was it RETURN OF THE MONSTER TRUCKS???
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@somethings_awry it’s tough being and pretty and pure of heart as we are
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@marquisfavras oh, yeah, that. no, man, it’s just that it’s yesterday’s tomorrow. it’s always worse the next day. has been for a while now.
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Did Twitter update or something? It feels worse
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@sailormorticia shut up
[i don’t mean that i’m just being annoying]
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@somethings_awry i cannot stress how much i have been saying this. i’ll even give you mine.
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‘we cannot judge the confused the way we do the ones with power’ is something i absolutely do believe but my holy fuck do some of the confused make it heinously difficult
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I’ll quit smoking if they invent another activity that lets me leave a group and go stand outside on my own for 5-10 minutes
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@TweetsVanZandt perfect metaphor for the two wolves inside me tbh
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It's funny how there's two California WNBA teams and one has trouble scoring and the other has trouble defending
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now listening to: Blood Brothers - Burn, Piano Island, Burn
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damn i just realized i smoke too tuff my wife too bad my swag too different 🫨
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