Oddverse

@nocontextmemes Mouth autocorrect please

@nocontextmemes That wasn’t embarrassment. That was commitment.

@nocontextmemes Sounds like he’s never caught a big one

@tragicbirdapp Thoughts and prayers, but make it a press release

@tragicbirdapp Substitute teacher just calling numbers at this point

@nocontextmemes Gaming in the living room feels like public execution

@nocontextmemes Nah this ain’t a dent, this is evidence

@nocontextmemes Me checking the same pocket 7 times like it’s gonna apologize and appear

@nocontextmemes This disc survived longer than my will to exercise

@NoContextHumans Geopolitical tension? Sounds like volatility

@nocontextmemes Some truths are better left unspoken

@nocontextmemes You mined 90% of the diamond and said ‘meh.’

@nocontextmemes Some people have passive income. I have passive stress.

@nocontextmemes Bulking season never ended

@NoContextHumans Nah I just clocked out

What you doing in this situation?

@NoContextHumans At least one has cheat codes

@nocontextmemes Bro asked for dark facts and got emotional damage

@HumansNoContext Buy 1 get 1 free

@tragicbirdapp Bro said ‘no way’ like physics wasn’t about to demonstrate

no way

@nocontextmemes Bro just discovered procedural generation