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@DailyZeitgeist @JasonKPargin @milesofgray @jack_obrien Great episode! I'm somehow always surprised at how quickly a Pargin episode goes by. I hope this topic came up in the episodes since the 7/10 WeekTrenders, but in that episode you demonstrated quite clearly that Elon simply hooked his brain chip directly into Twitter's API.

We had @JasonKPargin on episode 1512 ‘Bad Vibes or Algorithms?’ - listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the… @milesofgray @jack_obrien

@acinonnap @chipweatherbee @Stonekettle Same here...and I have to wonder. Did someone use an AI artist, or was it an actual human creating this? And if a human made it, how did they feel about shrinking drumpf by 10%?

@MainLineSpy @86Chriz @wapplehouse ...and that's the low-hanging fruit (grammatically speaking, not thong-wise).

@86Chriz @wapplehouse *too Please watch your grammar around the children.

I swear to god a whole segment of the country isn’t gonna be happy until women are subjugated under lock and key

@philodendream @86Chriz @wapplehouse No, but they'll probably find it hilarious. My anecdotal findings are that most children across all spectrums in general find butts funny.

@algi80 @katystoll In my experience* the vegan dogs have been superior in taste and texture to the 'real' thing for at least 25 years. IMO, there's definitely a difference and the 'meat' dogs come up short. *(omnivore, <1 year vegetarian in the '80s, but with veg folks around me lifelong)

@jasonselvig Someone never got his initial error corrected about what capitalism *actually* means.

Such a beautiful, normal new year message.

@RicoMar49911370 @jasonselvig That photo is clearly doctored: the Dumpster is quite obviously *not* on fire.

@jasonselvig Let's leave in 2022 the nightmare of the Trump family and begin the new year with joy.

@ismellicecream @jasonselvig These days, that sounds like an incitement to self-harm. ;-) Maybe, when I was in my 20s....

@jasonselvig DO A SHOT every time there’s a capital letter at the beginning of a word for No Apparent Reason…

@RaeCattach @JuliaDavisNews All I could think of was that some of them are in need of supplementary reprogramming, if they're to appear on national live state TV. Veronica-Lake-hair is probably a professional smiler, but clearly many of the others just need better conditioning against such facial rigour.

@JuliaDavisNews Every audience member…

During Russia's New Year special on state TV, they openly addressed the West to say, "Like it or not, Russia is enlarging!" The rest of the clip should give you a general idea as to the mood in the studio.

@mattjelly @RPMoran #HamiltonStreetSommelier

I like to think I know #HamOnt well, so I love finding things I never knew existed. While passively looking at listings, I came across this. Calling it a project is kind. Still, such a cute spot on a cool, tucked away street in the centre of everything. realtor.ca/real-estate/24…

@mattlieb So *HE'S* the one who threw off the 'average person eats x spiders in their lifetime' curve!

Kushner thinking about eating spiders

Elon Musk is at one of the most exciting World Cup finals ever and you know he’s still thinking about being booed in front of Chappelle.

@magpiekilljoy Also

@magpiekilljoy This way he knows where to send the miniaturized kill-drones.

@IwriteOK @elonmusk In fairness that's a really, really low bar.

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

@JohnDiesattheEn Oh, but wait! Dorsey's got a plan! It's named BlueSky and it's super simple and totally different from Mastodon. He's calling it a 'federated social network' and it's got loads of features like account portability and— Um, never mind.

Yeah mastodon is an utterly inscrutable mess, the sign up page is a brick wall of, “you are required to pick from this list of thousands of options with zero explanation of what this choice means for your user experience, or any option to change it later.”

@milesofgray Yep. My Ukrainian best friend in elementary school "celebrated" Christmas on Epiphany (Jan. 6). Didn't stop the family from celebrating both days, though! (They weren't U. Orthodox.)

WAIT WTF?! For real?

@caslernoel @elonmusk Gotta thin out the plebs....

I just saw my first antivax add by a group with 'physicians' in the account name and referencing 'CDC data' I won't share it obv but it was promoted content. This could get very dangerous, very fast, which may well be the point. @elonmusk

@kscope_nyc @rowanjacobsen First off: loved the pod. That said, it's a bait-and-switch for ~96% of the world. I was so eager to try this, and had planned a family event this Christmas, but as I'm not in the U.S. that's a bust. When Rowan says "...make sure everybody can get their fix," he's exaggerating.

The last ever #WildChocolate eve! Thanks for joining us on this wild journey through the Amazon, and thank you @rowanjacobsen for being our guide! It's not too late to buy your very own #WildChocolate stettler-chocolate.com

@ericgarland That bird's feeding a HUGE family.

Coffee.

@RachelWard @Blondebrowneyes @BradMossEsq @ReportsDaNews Let’s keep this discussion serious, thank you; there’s no need to be bringing up imaginary creatures.