MasterChief

Can't wait to get married so someone can be creaming my back

Why is a Bayern manager getting so involved in all of this?? Kinda feel this is very very disrespectful to Bayern

That has been the greenest of flags since he took over.

Don’t let us touch that league in this generation seriously. They think Arsenal fans are unbearable, you ain’t seen nothing yet

Carrick being the first manager to see Mount as a CM first before anything else is such a good sign for me.

This is why I want to specially thank Sir Alex Ferguson again and again for what he did, not only at Man United but at Aberdeen because tell me how I am going to debunk this stupid Carragher claim if Ferguson hadn’t been the only manager outside Celtic and Rangers to win the Scottish league titles. He won 3 league titles, 4 Scottish cup, 1 Scottish league cup on Rangers and Celtic head, making him the only manager to have done that in over 40 years in the Scottish league. He didn’t stop there, he went ahead and beat the famous Real Madrid 2-1 in the European winners cup, defeated Hamburger over two legs to win the Uefa Super Cup.. He won 10 trophies with Aberdeen. Now to put it into perspective, that’s like Iraola winning the league 3 consecutive times with Bournemouth and beating Madrid in the UCL final. Now I need Pep to recreate the same with Real Mallorca, until then Pep can never be the greatest manager.

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From 1990 until 2001 Sir Alex won 20 trophies the same as Pep All this was done while only being the 10th highest spender in England, this included 3 European trophies in a time that Italy & Spain had superior money to English sides. This all came after Sir Alex took over a broken and failing institution in Man United which he spend years fixing and rebuilding from the bottom up. The idea that any reason “baffles” you Jamie is absolutely ridiculous especially when Pep’s success is on the back of 115 allegations that Man City build their finances to fund Pep fraudulently.

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

In a league of his own. Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

Football should bring people together, not shut them out. For the first time since the competition began, fans won’t be able to watch the Champions League final for free. That’s not right. This is bigger than wanting to watch Arsenal in this historic final. It’s bigger than one club. Hardworking people shouldn’t have to fork out for a subscription to watch this match. I urge TNT Sports to reconsider and make the final next Saturday free to watch.

Jordan Henderson when France are on the counter...

As a Newcastle fan I can’t even hate, this is bang on 😭

Nah this has KILLED me 😂😂😂😂

Former #ManCity staff member on the 2018 Premier League title win: “Even though Pep wanted all these records we’d still go out. He’d be like ‘Right, Sunday, we’ve got a game but Monday, Tuesday we’ll go out’. It was every week. By the time we got to the actual parade my missus was like: ‘You can’t go out again, it’s getting beyond a joke! You’re out all the time.’ I’m like: ‘But Pep’s asking me to’. "Anyway, we’re in the canteen having a few beers before we got on the parade bus and Pep says ‘Are you out tonight?’ I say: ‘I can’t. I think I’ll be left homeless if I go.’ So Pep goes: ‘Well, stay at my apartment if you want.’ 'I can’t Pep, it’s my missus.’ ‘You want me to ring her? Come on, ring your missus.’ "Everyone was around us. My missus answered. ‘Hello, this is Pep.’ She says: ‘Who?’ ‘It’s Pep Guardiola.’ She’s gone: ‘All right, yeah, go on?’ ‘Listen, I know we’ve been out a lot recently but we’ve just won the Premier League. I’ll have him home by 2AM.’ My missus just replies, ‘One’ and hits the red button. Everyone’s there howling..." The real Pep Guardiola: Untold stories from a decade with City’s Pied Piper. Read @TelegraphDucker's full report on @TeleFootball. ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

Dan Burn heading up for an injury time corner when we’re 1-0 down to Costa Rica:

The class of 92 lot have defo been phased out and it was needed Class of 08>>>>

Listening to Pep and if it’s true, he’s highlighting running out of energy after 10 years as the reason for calling it. Klopp identified the same. Fergie did 26 years. That’s why Fergie’s achievements are above the rest. Incredible mentality.

You know how people take away from SAF and say "he *only* won 2 Champions Leagues" (despite the ban on English clubs, Serie A in the 90s, etc). Pep has had 10 years at City. Signed whoever he wanted. Unlimited state funding. Won 1. Pep's great. But there's a clear greatest.

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

I fear for his transition to normal life. He might ask people to race at a red light just for the thrill of competition 😭