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Day 9 of 2026

Turning Dan Bongino's rants about Dave Smith into South Park style podcast clips truly highlights how unhinged and cringe his crash out it.

You know we all watched you participate in the Epstein coverup right?

ICE agents wear masks for the same reason the KKK wears hoods

The right wants us to believe that a teen who showed up at a Wisconsin rally with an AR-15 and shot three people is a peacekeeper who deserves to be celebrated, but an unarmed mom driving away from a Minnesota rally was a domestic terrorist who deserved to die.

So, CBS News decided not to air this 25 yr veteran federal agent pointing out all the ways the ICE agent was in the wrong for shooting Renee Good, on its broadcast (I wonder why🤨). At least it’s online. Reshare.

He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.

You’re a drug addict who paid $200M to elect a convicted felon who raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein.

"The great irony is of course that Donald Trump is the son of an immigrant. The grandson of an immigrant and married to an immigrant. In fact two of his three wives were immigrants, proving yet again that immigrants will do the jobs that even Americans are not willing to do."

🚨BREAKING: The Supreme Court REFUSED To Rule on Trump’s Tariffs TODAY. WEAK AND PATHETIC.

Indeed.

Not North Korea. Not Russia. Trump’s Turd Reich. Video credit ~ @ShaykhSulaiman

Jasmine Crockett: “A woman was killed. She was shot in her head and yall are pretending like nothing happened. Is it okay because you have a badge? Can yall not just have a little bit of courage and humanity? A child has lost her mom and yall want to pretend that it is okay. You tell us things like well the immigrants are bad. The Mayor of Minneapolis told yall to get the fuck out. It is this administration that is bringing crime to their streets.“

Remember when we said that Project 2025 clearly laid out how Trump was going to turn ICE from a border-focused immigration enforcement agency into a national secret police force answerable only to Trump as his own personal Gestapo, operating everywhere with impunity? Yeah. That.

Pro Tip: If you're a full armored ICE agent with an AR-15, a pistol, taser, pepper spray & 20 agents backing you up, and you STILL need to shoot an unarmed woman driving away, you're a pathetic weakling who deserves only a dingy prison cell to rot in for life.

When schools cancel class to protect children from the federal government, something is seriously wrong in America.

🚨BREAKING: Border Patrol just illegally arrested a U.S. citizen… a TEENAGER… in Richfield, Minnesota. The teen was working at Target when agents tackled him and arrested him, while his passport was in his pocket, fully identifying himself as a U.S. citizen. None of it mattered. Why? Because he looked Latino. When a coworker asked who to call, he said, heartbreakingly: “my mom.” Think about that. Your teenage son goes to work, and Border Patrol kidnaps him. This isn’t an isolated incident. ICE and Border Patrol have repeatedly illegally arrested U.S. citizens, especially in Minnesota. And after agents murdered a U.S. citizen who tried to drive away from illegal detention, this should outrage every single American. U.S. citizens do not have to prove their citizenship. Yet, ICE and Border Patrol agents are routinely violating the Constitution, demanding proof anyway… and even refusing to accept drivers licenses or real IDs. And now? Even a passport doesn’t matter. This isn’t enforcement… it’s targeting Americans based on fear and appearance, treating citizens like criminals in their own country. When will this end? When will the government stop stripping citizens of their rights and labeling them terrorists for simply existing?

Dan Bongino’s 7 keys to success: 1. Talk a big game 2. Support the FBI whistleblowers 3. Join the FBI 4. Do nothing 5. Betray the whistleblowers 6. Quit in shame 7. Let the money roll in

Dan Bongino is now back on his personal X account attacking Matt Gaetz and sharing smear campaigns on Thomas Massie. Instead of arresting the Deep State, he's now resorted to coming after America First conservatives he doesn't like. Got it.

As long as I live, I’ll never understand why anyone wanted to put this ridiculous fucking assclown back in the White House.