Shocker of a Cocker

@Kimball4296 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿2022. “Every book has been rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue, street and building has been renamed, every date has been altered...History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right." -- 1984, George Orwell

“Boot on boot” “more out than in” Moments of clear corruption that debilitates the Scottish game. One event eclipses that … and defines #Patternofassistance

@ScotlandSky @SkyFootball John Beaton has a family to protect. So I fully understand his reticence to do the right thing and give a red card. It’s to the eternal shame of Collum and @ScottishFA that he is in a position where he can do nothing about Clancy’s corruption.

⏰ Coming up: Scottish Football VAR Review! Hear the VAR audio and watch the discussion on plenty of incidents, including if Celtic's Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain should have been sent off for this tackle against Motherwell. Watch the show from 6pm on @SkyFootball 📺

@ScotlandSky @SkyFootball ‘Boot on boot’ they say while you can clearly see his studs on the boys shin. Beaton knew fine well it was a red but was scared to make the decision without VAR intervention in case his family received more threats

@weedavebhoy @ScotlandSky @SkyFootball When you get away with kicking a goalkeeper in the head, this type of self entitlement is expected .

@ScotlandSky @SkyFootball Beaton trying his best to give him a red but yeah he's definitely helping Celtic. That's hun mentality for you!!!

@WHLeavitt Either that or just go and live there. Unfortunately the cultural enrichers would just follow. 😐

A Muslim woman in Japan gripes: “Japan’s obsessed with pork. Everything I buy or eat out has it—I can’t eat any of it.” Japan bans halal food. If we do the same, 80% of Muslims will self-deport within a month. Should we copy Japan? A. Yes B. No

We are all Linda Holt.

@DailyMail Should have been promoted

English teacher who told pupils transgender people have something 'psychologically wrong' with them is allowed to keep his job trib.al/oQReeLq

@Col45398669 We all drive SUV’s 😥

How come nobody uses the term ‘fanny magnet’ any longer.

Kevin Clancy #Celtic fan and cheating bastard has been doing this for years. William Collum, Celtic fan and cheating bastard keeps picking him. Same applies to Nick Walsh, Celtic fan and cheating bastard, oh and Matthew McDiarmid Celtic fan and cheating bastard.

@bboysshadrach Very believable. The #Patternofassistance has been there for years. If people are only now waking up to it , that’s on them.

Unbelievable 🤯🔫

I have a £10 note that says #Patternofassistance recipients and CSA weirdos, Epstein FC will not be present. Turkeys do not vote for Xmas.

It’s all out in the open now . No hiding #Patternofassistance Boot on boot, after the onfield official points out the rake down the shin, and the Celtic supporting VAR dismisses it. Infield official afraid for his safety to make the right call. 🤷🏼‍♂️

@Orinoko1872 @BritainForTrump Ah the vertically challenged tarrier’s tarrier.

@BritainForTrump @of_cocker Martin Compston as well.

This is what Paolo Nutini was celebrating with Celtic fans, 12-year-old Tim Parry was on Bridge Street to buy a pair of Neville Southall Everton shorts and a Mother's Day Card before a bomb planted by IRA terrorists murdered him. Scum.

When is a ferry not a ferry? When it’s a Scottish Nationalist hospital.

@ScotlandSky @SkyFootball The amount of stuff #Patternofassistance helps Celtic with is unprecedented. If you’re Hearts or Rangers it’s not enough to beat the opposition to win a title. You have to beat the @ScottishFA too

@benonwine Nope

Will you be watching Comic Relief Tonight?

Nicola Sturgeon’s defining legacy? Fighting against women’s rights Highest drug deaths in Europe Giving cash to councils to saw the bottom off classroom doors Metaphorically stabbing her friend & mentor in the back Scotland is well rid of ‘The biggest, wee liar in the world™️’

Laughable. The self-indulgent pomposity, the preening, the theatrical catch in the voice — a fitting farewell from Scotland's greatest snake oil saleswoman. Sturgeon was never Scotland's saviour. She was the Dreghorn Gollum — a failed solicitor, a pretender, a lavender ghost, and ultimately a destroyer of women's rights. In the bright post-SNP future, Scottish schoolchildren will study her career as a warning of how Scotland nearly became Romania.