Andrew Hurst

I mean, how am I supposed to get my protein!? #eggs

Wow, I've read all the stories the past few months about egg prices dramatically increasing, but can't hardly believe it! $2.19 for one egg!?

If only I had known confetti master was a job I could've been working toward... happy new year! #nyc #HappyNewYear2024 #TimesSquare #HappyNewYear

I keep single-handedly saving democracy, and yet it never seems to do what I want it to do. #vote

New favorite post in the buy nothing group on Facebook. Half eaten pizza. #buynothing

Frankly, if you can manage six dogs at once, you should be running the country. Also, how are these dogs exactly the same? #dogs #nyc

@cryptojack $NOODL

@CryptoAltGems $NOODL has great meme potential

Any new Crypto project with great potential i should know about right now _________ ? 🧐🚀

@MariusCrypt0 Truth. Check out $NOODL memecoin at its bottom, 13k MC.

Only the finest free books at the public library 📚 #books #nypl #libraries

@Prasoongaba1 Check out $NOODL looks like it found a bottom. 12k MC right now. dexscreener.com/ethereum/0x078…

Can't decide which of these is the more amazing headline. #oreo #cadbury

@DanRather I go to @DanRather for all my comedy.

I am sure Kanye can still get a fashion deal with My Pillow.

Google is so judgey. Of course it doesnt mention the charities I visited, only the 8 bars.

"... So when one of these glucose-averse females takes a bite of the male’s nuptial gift, it literally turns bitter in her mouth, and she bolts before he can complete the double barrel lock-and-pop maneuver."

Cockroaches have 2 penises and can have sex for 90 minutes? With that kind of stamina, it's no wonder why they'd survive a nuclear holocaust. nytimes.com/2022/05/27/sci…

Nice to see @AmericanAir is still rocking dot matrix printers in 2022. The model plane my AA flight is on is the Icarus, so just me with wax & feather wings being launched into the sun.

So, today is a high a 49, low of 42, but currently 29, feels like 24, and also "noticeably warmer than yesterday."...It's going to be one of those days.

I don't know how you're spending your blizzard, but we're all second place to this guy.