𝐄𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍.ᐟ ★

[he's still turned around..in that position. Another peck.]

...did you hate it?

.... [grumbling. quick peck.]

N. No??

i hate you

... cat. It's lizard. cat.

Not my fault, lizard boy.

Weak

ⁱ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ᵗʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ᵍᵒⁿⁿᵃ ˡⁱᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ

( sighs )

Not... a dilf or... gilf lover! ☝️

and i thought my problems were bad, you should probably consider picking one struggle

good, good. i knew you were chill with weird, i just never know how weird is /too/ weird.

[Nodding along. He is only really excited because he LOVES geckos so much, and to see... something like this, albeit combined with a human of all things...is fascinating.] I see. We are of a similar ilk. Not exact, but close.

what are you even ?

[No, he's just like this. A dhampir who usually talks in all caps and is really good with animals.] Ah, many thanks. Firstly... are you a creature of darkness like I am? A "cryptid", to be more specific.

it’s not hard to educate yourself through books, i’m pretty real and i’m about to fetch myself a drink from your blood