𝓟𝓡𝓘𝓜𝓔

⠀ ⠀yes, excellent. stay where you are. I need to make sure this will be worth my while. [ he licks his finger as if he's about to sort through the cash, pauses......... then SCRAMS. ] HAH. LATER, YOU BIG OAF! ✈️

⠀ ⠀very well. payment upfront. 🫴

⠀ ⠀reeks like sentinel prime in here.

it’s ok to be jealous i would be jealous of me too

see if that was ME i would have won because i am just better

& trying to decide what event to do for Halloween

⠀ ( VERY uncoordinated steps are taken back, focusing hard as to keep his legs from tangling. the last thing he wants is to splat out right here. ) ⠀ “ mmm— i feel.. like.. you’re awful at spinning. ” ( this spinning ain’t shit. ( lie. ) ) ⠀

⠀ “ alright, well— you being a prime contributes to your size. sooooo…. ”⠀ ( this is even worse than performing endless donuts. ) ⠀ *💫🌀 ⠀

⠀ ( GIRLY ASS SCREAM. ) ⠀ “ an unfair advantage if you ask me. ”⠀ ( crosses his arms, venting a mocking huff. ) ⠀

⠀ “ i’ll show you riled up. keep on playin.’ ” ⠀

⠀ “ i’m calm, i’m calm. i’m perfectly calm. ” ⠀

⠀ “ i know. i’m just THE man, prime. i don’t think there’s anyone else quite like me out there. or anyone who can even compare at that. ”⠀ *🥱 ⠀