DANE WHITMAN.

DANE WHITMAN. mors mihi lucrum; DEATH IS MY REWARD. more information below.

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@matt_mdoc likewise, counsellor.

@ofebonyblade I’ll be looking forward to it.

i was awake at eight in the morning on a saturday, which should be a crime.

@matt_mdoc fair enough, matt. next time my side hustle brings me across the pond, i’ll make good on that payment.

@ofebonyblade And ruin the surprise? I think I wanna see what you come up with.

@matt_mdoc let me know what you’d like, then. i’ll make it happen.

@ofebonyblade Hey, I’ve accepted fruit bowls as payment before! I’m sure you can figure something out.

@matt_mdoc oh, that won’t do. surely, there’s gotta be something i can do to pay you back for your consult!

@ofebonyblade Yea, well you’d be surprised how many people thought the same thing. Free of charge— consider it a gift.

@matt_mdoc matt, then. i hopefully won’t need legal representation [ too ] often, but you never know. i’ll keep you in mind.

@ofebonyblade Matt, you can call me Matt. And yea you ever need a lawyer you give me a call.

@matt_mdoc would you? that’s very kind of you, mr. murdock.

@ofebonyblade Oh definitely a crime. I’d also volunteer to be your lawyer for that.

this is my version of having a glass of wine after a long week.

@viridirage oh. right, sorry.

@ofebonyblade i don't wanna talk about it.

— just a trim!

@viridirage what do you mean, then? i’m not following.

@ofebonyblade it's never been about the greys.

@viridirage i don’t understand. you’ve been dyeing it because you hate it going grey.

@ofebonyblade well no?

@viridirage why would you need to dye it at all? wouldn’t it grey on its own?

@ofebonyblade i'll start dying it grey then.

today is already not it. i’ll try again tomorrow.

@matt_mdoc ah. rooting for you, mate.

@ofebonyblade Well.. no not really but I’ve been trying to be! I guess it’s working.

I really don’t know how Foggy convinced me to get one here — but here I am, hello.

@viridirage oh, don’t give me that. we both know.

@ofebonyblade and what if it's actually for tony emergencies ?

@viridirage it’s the same shade you always buy before your hair is miraculosuly darker. also, we live alone.

@ofebonyblade who said the dye's for me?

@matt_mdoc you’re telling me, mate! are you always this optimistic?

@ofebonyblade Yeah, gotta focus on the that. It has its ups and downs.

@viridirage mmh. should’ve thought of that before you repurchased that stash of hair dye.

@ofebonyblade no.