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In honor of one of my favorite podcasts @somepodblog, I finally watched the VC Andrews’ Dawn series. I knew within 2min that I was in for a good time because it starts with a pair of teenage brother and sister sharing a bed =D

@MovieBitches A movie I watched all the time as a child. And even then I knew - that goddamn bus driver is a massive creep, and Bob Hoskins is the cutest man on Earth.

In for a good night #Mermaids

@MovieBitches Just in case you hadn't heard... A third Big Fat Greek Wedding is coming. Are least they're going to Greece this time, so, hopeful, tentative yet?

@8imoon @emydaltoe O jeito que ele sorri me lembra meu irmão (que é engenheiro rs)

@Bloodbath_TV "Joey & Ella: A Kangaroo Tail" - porn or romance (or both)? And, will Ghoster feature on The Paranormally Possessed? I mean, that *spooky* cover alone

Move over Casper, the friendliest ghost is Ghoster!

@MovieBitches Guys, just watched the new Father of the Bride; trailer is atrocious, but the movie is adorable and heartwarming, worth a watch. PS: Father of the groom is NOT Don Jonhson as I thought from the trailer.

@MovieBitches I've got some bad news to share youtu.be/XaFMv9MvXv4

Lexi and Kelly from @somepodblog... Could you explain to me why this looks better than ALL of the VC movies combined? No shaving cream handy tho, I don't think, looks too classy for that youtube.com/watch?v=ruhjvf…

@_wholesomegames Hello, Happy 3rd Anniversary! Keep up the lovely work =D If possible, I'd like the key to Ooblets please, thank you.

This month marks the 3rd anniversary of Wholesome Games! To celebrate, I'm giving away keys for... 🍄 Ooblets 🌳 Grow: Song of the Evertree 🥾 A Short Hike 📬 KeyWe 🐶 Pupperazzi 👻 Cozy Grove 📸 TOEM To enter, just retweet and reply with the game you want! 🥳🎂

@Had_Oscar_Buzz Tip for the imdb game (for Chris, who's evil): Michael C. Hall

These news anchors can’t stop laughing about Bezos’s rocket design.

Japanese mascots getting stuck, a thread:

brazil and the philippines are the same country and i can prove it: a thread by a brazilian with a lot of filipino friends

@MovieBitches At least... They found each other? What are the chances, honestly?

Overhearing a first date talk about how “Emoji movie was actually good” and honestly they deserve each other

@MovieBitches That laugh tho youtube.com/watch?v=yXIGft…

“caralho me deixa trabalhar em paz, irmao”

🌱🌿 Pokemon Greenhouse 🍃🌿

@Bloodbath_TV Take off the fucking mask!

I would like to inform you that Andy Bellefleur from True Blood is Machine from 8MM. 🤯

@somepodblog GUYS, I did it, I watched the Ruby movie series. It's somehow worse than the Heaven series (old man Troy and everything), but the last two movies are fucking insane. 10/10 you guys need to read/watch/review

@ideatomik Never forget. Time is a giant ship's dick, it just doesn't make sense.