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Something non Americans don’t know is when ur young ur dad would take you to hooters if he thought you were a little gay

@Zearix1 pics or it never happened

Guys my outfit was slutty today and no compliment should I kms

@PitPater ur back line is proud of u!

Our run is over, but I'm pretty happy with how we played

all finished & had a great time, thank you #TCI2026

when you have a woman and a twink on support and a nonchalant eboy on hitscan so u lowkey know u won the game

I twink therefor I am

the clairo stays ON during sex

maybe Love is just me giddy asf

airpods quality so fire i thought i started blasting manchild by sabrina carpenter out loud in the library 🤩🫶

today’s swan #LatteArt evolution:

served Jake from State Farm today at work! here’s my W latte i made before my shift

just found out there is an entire genre of Malcolm Todd’s. god bless you Jack Murnin

"Just because you’re able to quote Camus, Nietzsche, or Kierkegaard doesn’t mean you feel the dread of life more than a rural farmer does. And just because you sit in a library and battle with abstractions doesn’t mean you understand the moral weight of duty better than a young, vibrant, uneducated man who was forced into the army at age eighteen"

currently experiencing diarrhea in the english major-only bathroom. i don’t deserve flavor

pinkety ahh hair

maybe the mood stabilizers are killing my twitter account this shit bout dry as hell

octopus pointing 8 guns at its own head whenever its mildly inconvenienced

maybe Love is my head chef prepping a tofu scramble just for me when we have family meal @ work

past 12 days wrecked my ass lowkey

maybe Love is remembering my coworker’s coffee order and showing her what a Fruit by the Foot tastes like