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BREAKING: Iran shoots down an F-15 with a man on a flying carpet.

Ok, I have a problem: I only have $700 and I can't decide between the MacBook Neo and this beautiful set of Mac Pro wheels. Any suggestions?

This is incredibly interesting - the formal declassification of a SIGINT satellite collection capability has just happened. Well worth looking at! @Sandbagger_01 @RoryCormac @ColdWarPod

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Three weeks out of hospital and I’ve gained 8kg in steroid weight. This is killing me 😂🥴

Like this was invented just for me 😂😂😂😂

Nice warm start to the week, acceptable to light the woodburner at 8am?

Ah great 😂☃️

Decided to upgrade my 34 ultrawide to a 45”, doesn’t work because the dp cable I’ve got wired in the wall isn’t 2.1… amazing 😂

Nighthawk OpenAgent is a game changer 🔥

10 days in hospital and it looks like I’m finally getting out 🥳

Want to run your compiled Mach-O payloads directly from memory without worrying if they'll be detected or captured? 😈 🔥 New blog post: "Reflective Code Loading on macOS (Part II)" objective-see.org/blog/blog_0x82… macOS 26? ✔️ Objective-C payloads? ✔️ Detection ideas (limited)? ✔️

@domchell Nothing in the valley yet, just absolutely freezing 😂

First snow of the winter ❄️

@domchell Not well as you can see 😂, but was pretty decent when i started it last year

@offensiveninja How's the BoJo autobiography going?

First fire of the year ☃️

Angela Rayner and Keir Starmer:

STOP CALLING IT VISHING AND SMISHING YOU SOUND LIKE A FUCKING TODDLER BABBLING NONSENSE ITS PHISHING OR SOCIAL ENGINEERING REEEEEEEEE

XL to Medium in just over 3 months, long way to go but I’m getting there. 🙌

@TheXC3LL It’s an absolutely horrific experience compared to windows (which still isn’t great especially with cuda) 🙃

@offensiveninja Imagine my last week deploying a lot of projects that use diff versions of CUDA toolkit & nvidia drivers. It was painful as fuck to make all work

run ubuntu as main they said.. install nvidia update and it kernel panic loops, amazing 😂