Office of Traffic

Traffic is back, baby!

City of Atlanta says its #traffic strategy is to make the roads so bad no one will be able to drive.

Wouldn't it be great of potholes had pot in them? #ideaman

Study: When People say "Fuck this traffic," they don't really want to have sex with it. They want it to improve.

Wanda says she doesn't appreciate that last tweet because everybody just needs to get the fuck out of her way. :-D

Isn't it kind of funny to be sitting in #traffic, bitching about traffic? As if our car is special and isn't part of the problem. LOL.

Office of Traffic Management study shows drivers in #Decatur are "especially horrible, just horrible, oh my god, get me out of here."

We'll be eating lunch in our cars in the parking lot. twitter.com/bootymath/stat…

Found some #traffic. Filled out a report on it. Big things happening already this new year.

Wait, hold on jussaminute: Where is the fax machine going? twitter.com/jen_keesmaat/s…

Dave at the Office here says he likes the 1967 pic the best. twitter.com/jen_keesmaat/s…

Marcel likes to play #chicken with the @ATLStreetcar. Now THAT'S embarrassing. twitter.com/atlurbanist/st…

LOLOL. Let me give you a hint what they will find: Honk honk! Traffic! twitter.com/GeoffKoski/sta…

.@mintatl I got halfway through reading your Twitter bio and started going, "Yeah yeah yeah, I get it. Blah blah blah."

.@AtlantaInMotion Atlanta! In Motion! Funny! No one's going anywhere in this town!

.@britneyspears It's #traffic, bitch!

Tell the truth: Did the @slowfoodATL movement start because somebody was stuck in #traffic?

.@WilliamShatner Do you think there will be #traffic jams in space?

It's #NationalBirdDay. But Jerome says he shoots birds at other drivers every day, so what's the big deal.

Wanda and Marcel want to get on @Atlanta_CM. How do I nominate them? They've got a hilarious bit about #traffic.