Jesus H Christ 😀

@officialHJesus

#Resist. Gods first born. Apprentice carpenter. I have risen..again! Currently grounded for eternity but working on it. Lets spread the word of love....

Bethlehem Katılım Ocak 2014

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Jesus H Christ 😀@officialHJesus·20 Eki

Ok. So I've done a Star Wars opening version of Donnie T's week. Hope you like it....😀

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Jesus H Christ 😀@officialHJesus·27 Nis

My mum...😀

Marvel Mania@Sksj002

In Age of Ultron at 27:21, who is this sleeping in the reflection?

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Jesus H Christ 😀@officialHJesus·25 Nis

You realised you were a bit of a knob?...😀

StrongManGuide@StrongManGuide

My wife left me for a man who earns less than I do. Drives an older car. Smaller apartment. No status by any external measure. I spent six months trying to understand it. Then I spent one afternoon with him. And I understood immediately:

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Jesus H Christ 😀@officialHJesus·16 Nis

Edna...😀

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I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

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Jesus H Christ 😀@officialHJesus·6 Nis

After I ate my chocolate eggs I decided to try the Worlds Biggest Trampoline Jumping contest. And I clearly won...😀

DA VINKI@VorosTwins

This might be a dumb question but… What killed Jesus the second time? He died on the cross, then three days later the Easter Bunny brought him back to life... and then what? Did he just go back to chilling?

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Jesus H Christ 😀@officialHJesus·3 Nis

A few people know this. Maybe. But not a lot...😀

Debbie McGee 💃🏼@thedebbiemcgee

38 years ago, I had a wonderful magical wedding followed by a wonderful magical life. What a lucky girl I was. ❤️

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Let's go fly a kite...😀

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@faesq3639 Chilled Resurrection weekend planned. I will see if I can find your requests in the prayers bags...😀

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Frank Aiello@faesq3639·3 Nis

@officialHJesus I knew we'd hear from you during your big week! Are you doing anything special for the Resurrection? Have you received all my important requests? Missed you of late. Things are going to Hell of late down here. No pun intended.

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