Banta Claus

mrs claus you got cum on ya face, you big disgrace, flicking your tits all over the place.

if you've not watched elf yet ur on the naughty list

Whys everyone got ma face on their jumpers!?

RT if you're on the naughty list 😈

rt if u want a bag of swag #swagbag

TONIGHT SANTAS DRINKING FROM THE BOTTLE

not coming this year i'm skint

my sacks so big bc I only cum once a year😏

I'm surprised no polish cunts tried to take ma job yet

who wants 2 be apart of da north-pole pussy patrol

I've fucked ma sleigh off this year

be naughty and save me a trip u cunts

who's guna sit on ma dick and tell me what u want for christmas?

new style this year #tyedie #swag

rt if you're a festive cunt and av already got ya tree up🎄

fuck dip dye me beards guna be pastel pink

follow me u cunts or you aint getting shit this year

rt for sexi xmas nudes of me and ma bitch

retweet for a sack full of these little pieces of heaven

who wants me to stop off at mcdonalds on the way to ya gaff?