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Like damn I might as well cut this shit back off and be happy

Growing your hair out, from being bald, is ghetto

Granted I also don’t have to tell yall every damn thing either 🤷🏽‍♀️

My friends accusing me of withholding information sucks ass like damn I don’t have a reason to lie about what happened

Like the people I don’t mind meeting up with I talk to often and we FaceTime so i at least know they are humans

I really look at making friends like dating. If we barely talk at all, why the flying fuck would I go outside with you??

I really want to get this tattoo covered up. I think it looks stupid now and needs some help, but lord knows I don't want to go through that pain lmao

shopping for furniture is fun and irritating af

yup both of them

being a woman sucks asssssssss!! having to feel blood gush out of you is disgusting!! I don't give a damn how many years I have been dealing with it

Why ain’t yall tell me finding friends in your 30s is like dating? 🤦🏽‍♀️

I know it’s a blessing and I don’t take it for granted

It’s honestly any of his electronics I can use without him caring

Hell people surprised I can open the phone with my face 🤣

I’m forever thankful that I can pick up my hubby phone without him giving a fuck

like how the flying fuck do you not send me my pictures after I paid you?

yeah I would totally lose my shit if I couldn't get my wedding pictures because the photographer lost them. I'm suing for my money back along with pain and suffering.

I hate when people drag stories out. like send me a text to see if you have my attention. okay you have it now tell wtf is going on if that is why you are texting me.

Stay excited privately!

That shit is wild that I really don't have that any close friends to just call when I'm excited. Really didn't notice until today.