Hussain
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Hussain
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Stand up comic/writer watch some stand up, buy tickets to shows or watch my podcast here!

Jamie Carragher: “The one player I think has had a very easy ride is Florian Wirtz. I've never moved clubs let alone moved to a different country. But, I think we've given him time. We've been very, very kind. "He was poor today. And even if Liverpool play really well, it's still Szoboszlai and even at times this season Salah. Salah hasn't been the Salah of last season, but he has still been one of Liverpool's best attackers. "I commentated Liverpool away at Burnley earlier in the season and I described Wirtz as being neat and tidy. I was being kind then. I wouldn't describe him as anything different right now. He's a year into his Liverpool career."

“This was an assignment demanding a backs-against-the-wall display, to dig in and grow into proceedings. Instead, Slot lamented his players “not picking up the second balls” in those early passages when the chance to set the tone was squandered. It was enough to wonder just what is said in the moments before kick-off and, more importantly, whether anyone is actually listening.”


@AxisBank has been holding my money for more than six years now demanding that i go to the place I opened my ONLINE bank act at to complete a KYC that i already did when i opened it the local branches refuse to help in any way just hands raised everywhere

Which version of Mohammed Salah was unstoppable? 💥

Rockstar has balls. Every other major game (Fortnite, COD, Roblox, FIFA) is turning into a digital billboard. But GTA leaves hundreds of millions in guaranteed ad revenue on the table. Just to protect their universe's unique cultural identity. Because they know Sprunk and Cluckin' Bell are more valuable to their world than real brands ever could be.

my personal take on the youth immersing themselves too much in spiritual lectures from gurus and babas is that it softens you too much, makes you less ambitious, makes you detest material success. when you’re young you should want to build things, contribute to your family and society, not think about hanging your boots to seek nirvana.

Mr. Bhushan Gagrani as MD of CIDCO gave in writing to MCZMA that these wetlands in Navi Mumbai, mapped in National wetlands Atlas, are not wetlands but developable plots of land resulting in MCZMA approval to a private party to make Residential towers on these wetlands.

Mumbai to Pune (show day may 3) then back to Mumbai around 500kms Mumbai to Surat (show day 7 May) Surat to vadodra (show day 8 May) Vadodra to Ahmedabad (show day 9 May) Ahmedabad to Mumbai - 1000kms Chennai and Hyderabad 16 and 17 May (flights)

There is massive underserved demand for house calls. All of us who have elderly people at home don't have any options for doctors or nurses doing house calls. It's crazy to take elderly people out for a simple injection. Arrange a cab, goto the OPD, wait, injection, return... An entire day of a caregiver is gone. Honestly this company doesn't need to attract customers with ₹499. People will gladly pay ₹1,999 no questions asked. The market will step in to serve this demand.

It’s mad how many fans want Slot sacked, calling the tactics “shit” but not being able to explain what they actually mean or why. It’s just the same recycled buzzwords they see on here, without any real understanding of what’s actually going on. If it’s that simple, then explain it properly. Why does our build-up look slow? Why aren’t we progressing the ball quickly? Why does our out-of-possession shape struggle at times? Why do our midfielders look exposed in transitions? Because just saying “the tactics are shit” is surface level. And when certain ideas aren’t being executed, it’s usually down to the personnel not fully suiting it, or not being able to carry it out consistently, not just the tactics themselves.


Unpopular opinion: There's simply no brain drain. Brian optimizes the location where the opportunity is. Elon Musk in South Africa would be just another ordinary business owner just like his father. Indian elites don't want to give economic freedom, foster ecosystems and don't understand what Opportunity cost is and then will hide their incompetency with narratives "Brain drain ho gya reeee, otherwise India would be supapawa"

Remember when we lost a game Pogba didn’t even play in but the next day there was a whole segment about him just because he was listening to the Quran on his way back from Jummah.



